Holly Haterpants

If you ever thought I couldn’t care less, please let me prove you wrong.

Him: Nice to meet you Me: That’s what they all said

I don't care about your political views, or your nudes

@thecanadianeh We’ll see if you’re saying that when you’re a survivor and have to clean it the next day

@heapsOhate So I sharted. Big whoop

If you think TikTok is only little girls dancing, we’re going to have a long talk about “algorithms”

@thecanadianeh Not as sorry as your bathtub is gonna be

@heapsOhate I'm sorry

@thecanadianeh Amateur move. You want one of the old ones. More wire exposure

@heapsOhate It's a really nice toaster

@thecanadianeh That oddly sounds like you keep a toaster in the bathroom but what do I know

@heapsOhate Yeah. I never see any self harm videos either

If you’re annoyed you have to see me again, overthrow the government.

@TheReaIRobG I don’t wanna be here. Sue me.

All those tiktok e-beggers are in a state of panic right now

What the fuck do you mean that THIS PLACE is the best option I have? It smells like fish here.

@thecanadianeh It’s probably cause of a faulty prostrate. Go get the finger.

@heapsOhate I pee out my butt

I assert dominance by being the first to pee in the toilet after my husband cleans it.

I’m as pure as snow that’s been plowed Get it? Get it? PLOWED badumtsssss

@TheDickKnightV2 I mean, it’s one year now but it still counts. I like to keep people on their toes. Never know when a human is gonna pop out of me.

@heapsOhate Someone knocked you up…again?

Mad at my baby for sleeping peacefully when I now have to run to the toilet to piss so I don’t dribble on myself like a rabid dog.

@thecanadianeh Something like that 😏

@heapsOhate You bite his balls again?

Neuter your husband for science.

@BreakfaztBeers Imma photoshop your face on my fist, how bout dat?

@TheReaIRobG I hope mine ate you afterwards.

I often have dreams of random women who invite me to party with their vagina.

@MelaniePoupou 🎶 Haterella DeVille, Haterella DeVille, if she doesn’t scareeee youuu, no evil thing will 🎶