the used MCRDET

sidney crosby if he wrote sins, not tragedies:

me quitting my job

I’m having a menty b and quitting my jobbbbb:))))))

I do wish I could’ve tried a quaalude

Hey man, they’re cursing me forever to sleep on a twin size mattress in somebody’s attic or basement my whole life later, if you wanna stop by

Disconnecting your friend who fell asleep on vc feels like tucking them in bed and kissing them goodnight on the forehead

just spawn camped a hog as Ana

I’m warning you @CBSBigBrother You either get those bigots in check or I will be exposing the homophobia with a megaphone idgaf. I allegedly did it on all stars and I’ll do it again #bb28

This is the greatest moment in television herstory… which is a big compliment coming from me okurrr!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂 @SalinaEstitties @CBSBigBrother

Neither me nor my mans watch big brother but I’ve convinced him to vote for Salinerrrrr WE ARE HERE FOR YOU DIVA!!! Everyone vote Jason don’t let the homophobes win cbs.com/shows/big_brot…

Did I just vote from 4 different emails as well as open another email to vote for @SalinaEstitties? Yes, and you should too. #BigBrother cbs.com/shows/big_brot…

Cus yall 🚬 don’t know what community is

Everyone isolated Jason when he was ambushed at the tea party and now he’s putting tea bags on everyone’s beds, walking around banging a tea pot, and sipping tea at the renom ceremony. That’s a drag queen who knows a marketing opportunity when she sees one. Iconic. #BB28

this is her moment and she’s having it

this fucking DIVVVVAAA

why does god give the fiercest lashes to cishet men

I don’t know why any big brother fan wouldn’t want Jason to stay my diva is reality tv gold… like wtf gonna entertain yall when she’s gone??? She IS the main character

youre the love of my life and to some extent my nemesis

🚨 Salina is ACTIVATED 🔛 #BB28

I’m gonna time her

at 6:30pm bestie tells me she’s just gonna shower and hop on overwatch, this menace to society texts me at 3 am like hehe im getting on now