Professional Word Gardener

I'm a fierce writer, in the field as the dawn draws near and everyone's mind's a blank with uncontrolled slumber.

@MaoR2716 I believe that one day war will be a thing of the past.

@heatherjs "War brings peace" Aristotle felt peace can be secured through conflict resolution while George Orwell considered war IS peace, a dystopian concept. Perhaps the two are inextricably intertwined.

I wish the world was at peace.

@futwolfhardware Exactly

@heatherjs x.com/futwolfhardwar…

Crude oil is like regular oil, except it just doesn’t have anything nice to say.

@AndyMeanie @h_quant 🤣💀

@heatherjs @h_quant

@KeruboSk @nickimoraa Your tweets.

What is something relatively cheap that improves your life by 100%?

There is a group of women getting on my flight and one has a shirt that says “just divorced” and the others have shirts that say “divorce support group” and they are all plastered. Those are the type of friends everyone needs in their life Imao

If your baby smiles 200 times a day they're just being polite

💜 Lavender fields meet Mt. Hood in Oregon, USA!

@DamonHunzeker Ok?

Stop putting question marks at the end of declarative sentences?

Is it just me? Or does Kharg Island sound like something the Klingons would have?

People might disagree with me, but being hot is worse than being cold.

The richest place to be is in someone's prayer

We need a nightly news guy who comes on at 6:30 just shaking his head saying "I don't even know where to start"

@Bob_Janke @Camel_Crushin Ok Oscar hahaha

I hope you all fuck up your taxes and go to jail

Why must I prove that I am me to pay my bills over the phone? Do strangers call to pay my bills? And if they do, why don't you let them?!

everything will be okay in the end

When you arise in the morning Think of what a precious privilege it is to be alive To breathe, to think, to enjoy, to love. Marcus Aurelius

Funny how closed minds always have open mouths.

Imagine if you had to work for free to keep your job, and on top of that gas prices are spiraling up. This is the reality of TSA employees right now. Thank you TSA workers and families, I’m sorry our congress won’t do its job.