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@Babygravy9 All jars are infinite jars if you're filling them continuously 🙄

You wanna know why it was Europeans who mastered nature, split the atom and broke the bounds of gravity? Here’s your answer.

@Tyras_Mikhail Will Borger took the cheese references personally.

The IGN review of Mouse PI For Hire is like a parody of game journalists. They gave the game a 6/10 (reminder that they gave Black Ops 7 a 7/10) for the following reasons: -Too many cheese references (in a world of mice) -You kill too many people (yes, really. You kill people in a shooter, what a surprise) -There isn't enough noir (in a game inspired by 1930s Mickey Mouse cartoons) -Too many references to old movies (in a game explicitly inspired by 1930s cinema) -There's too many arenas where you have to kill all enemies (in a fucking boomer shooter) -The game's story is not serious enough to be a true noir (when did the fucking game ever CLAIM to be a true noir? It's a fucking cartoon) This motherfucker seriously looked at a satirical game inspired by 1930s Mickey Mouse cartoons and expected to play LA Noire or some shit. Games journalists are not real people, man.

@halenhargreevs N

What is your new name without these letters?

@IslingtonChap Throw rocks from the overpasses?

What if Keir just went for a jog? And didn’t stop. Like in Forrest Gump. Brits of all shapes and sizes joining him as he runs across the country. What would the far-right do then??

@coboelvadora Energy sword huh?

@BroccuChan64 Just put the number in the bag.

Its literally MY MONEY I can buy WHATEVER I WANT with MY MONEY A payment processors job is to process MY PAYMENT. END OF STORY You literally have to be 18 to get a credit card you goofy fucks 😭😭

@VinePotato Putting kimchi in my chilli corn carne (it's good but salty)

Putting five-spice in my bolognese (It's actually pretty good)

@tomhfh Huel drinker 😂🫵

How are you supposed to drink this?

@CBHeresy That bible still got the receipt in it 💀

Dude’s been Christian for 5 minutes and he’s walking into his rape trial carrying a Bible.

@daisygirlboy @LongMacVampyr Everything or nothing had Mya do the theme track 🤷‍♂️

@LongMacVampyr It’s so funny to me how they got Lana Del Rey to score a computer game. Like, these are fundamentally different worlds. I don’t think she’s ever touched a controller before.

There's a non-zero chance that she might have not have realised this was for a video game

@exQUIZitely Rogue Squadron and Space Quest

Two of the most iconic logos in gaming history. If this was a boxing match, it would go the full 12 rounds and be decided by the smallest of margins. Close your eyes and tell me: which game comes to mind first for each of these two giants?

@honeybvg @Limealicious @mousethegame We love our monochrome women!

𝗧𝗵𝗲𝘆 𝗰𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝗙𝗲𝗿𝗿𝗲𝘁 𝗗𝗲𝘁𝗲𝗰𝘁𝗶𝘃𝗲 𝗟𝗶𝗺𝗼𝗻 𝗣.𝗜. 🔍💚 Mini showcase for the model made for Laimu for her new adventures in Mouse P.I. for Hire Thank you to @Limealicious and @mousethegame for the amazing opportunity! #laimuart

@MarchDark37 @Benedicta_Bee The vibes and aesthetics, usually

@Benedicta_Bee If you disagree with everything the Pope says, what about Catholicism, do you agree with?

How can a Catholic Catholic if they disagree with literally everything the Pope says? I mean this sincerely. How do we reconcile this? I would not belong to a Protestant church promoting or professing these radical beliefs? What do we as Catholics do? Sincere question.

@magicalgirlnoir @Kingleader42 Cara mia...

Yet another expecting vtuber housewife and for today it's Raora Panthera from Hololive Justice as a commission for @Kingleader42! There's no way she's going to let her husband eat such an unhealthg lunch so she went ahead and took care of things personally!

@ShinRegis117 'Cortana? She's not so bad' 'The other one' 'By the Rings.'

Master Chief evades his Taxes

@SXR123 They did it to boost theit portfolio, i imagine having a popular and successful mod would be great for an upcoming programmer

This went for modding games too. There was an unspoken rule amongst modders back in the day (I assume, I wasn't then nor am I a modder now) that modding a game was not something people sought compensation for. They did it cause they enjoyed it. I'm sure there were exceptions but for the most part that's what I saw. A decade ago (that hurts to type) Skyrim's Steam Workshop had implemented a paid mod workshop that was largely unregulated and people could set their own prices. Most modders at the time thought this was stupid and made ridiculous mods at ridiculous prices as a way to show the absurdity. My favorite was the 30 dollar "extra apple" mod.

@mage_ofaquarius @blacknredtext Specifically because nobody's going to buy them, the demand isn't there anymore for pretty but unusable stuff

@blacknredtext this is a holdover English custom of having "good" things that you're not allowed to use, it is born out of the purest bitter evilness and rot within their hearts, when they die it'll prove to not even be worth anything.

@AlfhildeO Machine elves

I feel like a detective. Something in the house is jamming the wifi signal and im trying to figure out what it is 🤓

@oddprophet How did that chud even manage to get in considering the first time he kicked the door he flubbed it magnificently

dubstep sound design session for the day done

@LinaTheWeirdooo US in top tier lmao, what have they even got

Australia in B tier is CRAZY have you ever set foot here