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my name is noah and i invented electricity
Vague Ass Katılım Mart 2017
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going back and reading all my old drafts as a sentimental last goodbye before deleting this app and after about 45 seconds of scrolling realizing there might be something wrong with me
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second the bird goes away i’m deleting the app and never using it again. nice knowing you all
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this is both silly and fun and the worst sign ive seen probably ever
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getting a job in the busiest restaurant on planet earth will fix this problem in about 2 hours by the way
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loving this new habit of mine i’ve picked up where, if someone’s in my way, i say excuse me in the softest and tiniest voice imaginable and then just end up shoving myself past the person anyway
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retail therapy but it’s just buying $5 socks at various discount department stores
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okay now we should let IATSE go on strike. and the AFM. and UMAW. and
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know it’s him every time because his license plate says FLVRFLV
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they put out one trailer for that wonka movie and all of you critique it like you suddenly have a master’s degree in whimsy
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sometimes horrible, awful, evil things will just happen to you and there’s nothing you can do but stand there and watch
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