Ben + Ashley

racism is crazy because i’m seeing grown men act like they care about a little mermaid movie

@withthebirdnose Uh huh

When I call a dude daddy I just need y’all to know I’m saying it like Nina Simone in I Put A Spell On You, not in a daddy issues way. Ok?

@naomicaselli There’s unfortunately a whole Reddit section for OT/PTs and SLPs to basically bash disabled children. “They’re too hard to work with.” Um dude maybe you should have thought about the degree you got before you completed it. Think about how hard it is for the CHILD.

Dear @Delta, I just assisted in a medical emergency in the air. Your medical kits need a glucometer, epi pen, and automatic blood pressure cuffs- it’s impossible to hear with a disposable stethoscope in the air. Please improve this for passenger safety!

Ahhh all the biphobia that comes out during pride month ✌️🥲 love that for us

@withthebirdnose Men pay me to eat in my presence. When will you let me teach you? LOL

Im@tired of this shit. men used to go to WAR for chicks now we r on dating apps like hehe tell me ur fave place for tacos !! I HATE IT

@withthebirdnose Thought this said girl not grass

U ever see pretty grass while driving and think “man I wanna walk on that.” Well I’m here to tell u there is still probably rocks and bugs and stuff it won’t even be that cool.