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Fuck😭😂

Me: how far off fan My fatherless roommate:

My project:

muslim niggas got a battle pass in their religion

2023: Corona ended 2026: Hantavirus

@Breaking911 Someone was really trying to set a record for boxes checked with this one..good grief.

JUST IN: International Air Transport Association (IATA) names Nigeria among countries with aviation charges above global average

200 years in a coffin and he still woke up flawless just to prove his identity😟 Johnny Depp never ceases to amaze me😄

@sheisscherry Beautiful.❤️

Day 1 of The Fashion Games(TFG 2026) was splendid and 10/10. It showed: -Fashion is here to takeover -Fashion is here to create endless opportunities and Jobs -A lot of people are proudly rocking Aba made wears more.💫 -Fashion games event is a graduation for people that enrolled in the program for 5 months. #TFG2026 #Fashiongames2026 #Ahia360

“My Enemies Want To Use Insecurity In The Country To Get Rid Of Me, But I’m a Stubborn Politician Who Refuses To Go and I will campaign for my second term” ~ President Bola Tinubu says

If you cannot banter don’t start with me

I thought marriage was slavery so why are you guys angry he doesn’t want to cuff her

if na you be the pikin wey dey born together with me for general hospital, august 12, 1997 abeg send me 3k na me be your real day 1

the AUDACITY of my body to be tired after i gave it 8 hours of sleep. like bro i gave you everything.

@pretty_stephee @iamdwunn Sorry please, una Dey stay same compound?

Once this table just turn reach my side...na the last time wey una go see the table be that

And to the 1% who stopped to look:

“What do you bring to the table??” Me: