Helene Florent

I just typed "rough science" into a search engine and got a porn-site hit.

Ha! The municipality's info booklet has a section for children, another for adults & a 3rd for organisms. -They certainly cover their bases.

Happy 22nd anniversary, Exxon Valdez. You had a lot to teach us all, but we're still not listening.

Just spent 5 minutes looking for an acct #--no 1 could remember the new name on it. Turns out it's an easy enough 1 to remember, tho: 6969.

Just had a convo about human parthenogenesis with a co-worker--and neither of us even mentioned Jesus. FTW!

Next year, every gift I buy is going 2B prepacked with ALL right angles. It took me almost the whole hour to wrap one present during lunch.

OMG: that's Rimmer! Ahahahahahahaaaa... Chris Barrie is hosting a show on Discovery Science!

Ahhh, crap! That's not a meteor shower: winter's here. :( ...I wanted to see the meteor shower!

I hate myself for doing it, of ourse, but at the same time I knew it would happen at some point, and what a way for it to go!

I just full-on fried my surround sound system. There's now a short right next to an air vent that throws sparks whenever I plug it in.

WTF: they have breast cancer MUSHROOMS now. Why? What's the connection I'm missing here? Is there a fungus that causes breast cancer?

Problem is, some ofthe keys have 2 or 3 alternates and I can't find a 'function' key that'll alternate between them. Cross fingers, restart.

My laptop's keyboard has suddenly decided it wants to be french, and I don't know why.

Morning. As an homage to Lady Gaga I am going to wear my full English breakfast to work today. Now, where to put the sausage........

Um, ok. There's a tomato plant growing out of my compost pile. Not sure what 2 do 'bout that. Ignore it 'til it goes away? Bring in b4 frst?

*sigh* $0.50

...No, wait: that's exactly what I'm saying. That, and I'm running out of clean jeans.

I'm not saying emptying a washing machine by hand is in any way onerous, messy or time consuming...

1 wk later, I've checked the cleanout 3 times & come up with $0.40. If I haven't got 'em all, I'm movin the litter bx out of the rm nxt time

The washing machine is draining with a sound like loose change again. I really hate it when I do that...