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Lucifer:

Ethan: Where is Mr. Vox? Valentino: I didn’t kill him. Vel? Velvette: No, I’ve been busy.

Charlie: Alright team, let’s not give up hope now! Husk: No problem. Because I gave up hope a long time ago!

Husk, after learning his favorite brand of booze has been discontinued: This is the worst moment of my life. Vaggi: You died and got sent to Hell. Husk: And?

Angel: Drugs speak to me. Charlie: …what are they saying? Angel, whispering: ~Buy more drugs~

Baxter: Hello. You must be Vox’s sidekick. Valentino: Actually, he’s my sidekick. Vox: WTF? Stop telling people that! Valentino: You’re saying that if I left right now you wouldn’t follow and/or stalk me? Vox: Valentino: Yeah, that’s what I thought. #StaticMoth

Charlie: Okay, look, I think we got off on the wrong foot here- Susan: That’s all you got, Lady. Two wrong feet and fucking ugly shoes.

Trio

Charlie: I just want to let everyone know that I’m fine. Nifty: Are you sure? You look a little pale. Charlie: I’m always pale, Nifty. Nifty: Oh… You look great then!

Vox: I had infinite power, my enemies on their knees, and now it’s all gone. Charlie: And how does that make you feel? Vox: Vox: HOW DO YOU THINK THAT MAKES ME FEEL?!?!

Angel: Everyone’s a little gay. And then there’s you, a literal “little gay” Vaggi: Angel: How’s the weather down there, Short Stuff? Vaggi: *flips him off*

Carmilla: Alastor, why is there a child present for this meeting? Niffty: For fucks sake, I am short with a round face and youthful features! I am fully grown! Carmilla: Niffty: Briefcase! Back pain! Vitamin supplements! *gestures to self* ADULT.

Charlie: The world is cruel. And thus I will not be.