hello & goodbye podcast

My toxic trait is that I’ll lose a pound and then be like “well, it’s time to celebrate!”

Not me as an adult feeling bad that I changed my favorite color

@TurdMcDirk @3YearLetterman @elonmusk Please be joking. Please be joking…

And lead us not into temptation …

In case you’re interested in 90% of @bumble interactions…

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Not a good sign when you tell your date you have a podcast about dating and their response is, “do you have any advice for me?”

Find someone who doesn’t expect you to post about fake holidays

“oh sorry i just saw your text” - me with a screen time of 11 hours per day

If you have the same name as my ex, I’m sorry, but you’re automatically disqualified… unless you’re 6’2

@doubleteamedpod Omg I’m so sorry. My heart breaks for you! Will be thinking about you in your healing 💜

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if you use nah, wyd, ngl, u instead you, u up or all lower case, you are not ready for a serious relationship

@doubleteamedpod 😂😂😂

When my forehead starts moving again

When my friend asks me to set him up: *messages my hot friend immediately When I ask my guy friend to set me up:

What’s it like not to question literally everything you do and say????

When a guy is really into you, nothing will get in his way of pursuing you Long distance? Nope School? Nope Long work hours? Nope Another relationship? Definitely not

Hey everyone! Please send me some love and go follow my personal page @LeannaJoan 💜 I will follow back!

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