Abbs

gorgeous gorgeous girls cry whenever they want to

one thing about me is that i’m going to send you old videos/photos of you with zero context

me my dog 🤝 uncomfortable celebrating the fourth of july

happy independence day to… idk straight, white, men I guess

being a woman and a teacher is continually getting more awful with each passing moment

@vlitty36 oooo TEA

a banana is the elite pre-workout snack

I will quite literally post my own wedding photos on facebook before I change my relationship status

@cosmok8 omg kennedy!!! lol at least you felt no pain

@hello_its_abby_ Did this once and passed out lol be careful

pretending you’re not high at the dentist so they don’t turn the gas down

@garretthalamar no

@hello_its_abby_ You watch your mouth

!!!! food should be the temperature that God intended

my luck of the irish went missing did somebody steal my family’s gold coin??

my dental hygienist saw me typing this

riding a bike everywhere lookin real good rn

@mparent11 joining from across the ocean!!!

there’s one cup that water tastes the best from, don’t lie

the ship is sort of sinking, so let’s start drinking

the feminine urge to whip your hair up into a bun and get shit done

I literally can’t even say it’s a coupon I just awkwardly hand it over and say “here’s this” wtf is wrong with me

why is using a coupon so embarrassing