Jodie Platz

henlo to my new followers! here’s all you need to know: i did the rock ‘n roll touring thing and retired after a decade following the decline of my mental health. now I’m working with my team of brain doctors, & caring for my family’s 2 old english sheepdogs (they call me Nana).

good morning to everyone except the bii that hacked into my twitter for a couple weeks.

wait - harry styles was in one direction?

i still need trash food.

i need to eat some trashy food

so i just had a discectomy aka mfkn spinal surgery. i’ve been out of work for two weeks and i’m about to be out another two - woof woof $poorjodie

i love the smell of saline through an IV.

stood here at work just finishing my christmas shopping.

@kckd68 i am shocked! i cant afford to eat at McDonalds! what the hell

my McDonalds order is more expensive than my Chipotle order. and i’m not even full and i don’t have leftovers. choices were made and they were the wrong ones.

my job is just standing on my feet for 8h waiting for something to happen.

@BreanneTsang i get irrationally angry when it is wrong. so yes.

i think i forgot what twitter is for. i had chipotle last night and my order was wrong. does that count?

i came back for the shit show. i will go down with this ship.

@jtimberlake i’m getting married and i want to walk down the aisle to your song and i have a question 🙋🏼‍♀️

@JacksonRathbone turns out i miss you

my dad watching a movie: “JO! look! it’s Jackson Rathbone!” now it is his favorite movie. @JacksonRathbone #justice

#CashAppDay $poorjodie please help! i just started a new job and don’t get paid til the 22nd.

@OttoMatticBaby $poorjodie please help! i just started a new job and don’t get paid til the 22nd.

@iamjojo #CashAppDay i just started a new job and won’t get paid til the end of the month $poorjodie

@DmvMusicPlug @sitw @jtimberlake Had to add the squeaking sound 😂