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We were quoting this fat penguin for the rest of my entire trip

A seal at a public aquarium learned to mimic human speech, and he sounded exactly like a grumpy old man. He spent years swimming in his tank, surfacing just to stare at confused tourists and yell "How are ya?" and "Get outta here!"

【着せ替え】 次回メンテナンス後に販売開始される、 「モガドール」のデュアルフォーム着せ替え「スウェティ・ダイビング」 L2Dアニメーションをちら見せ！ お楽しみに！ ※動画は開発中のものになります #アズールレーン

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