Alyssa Kaplan

I'm starting to think they don't know what these letters actually stand for. twitter.com/ivankatrump/st…

@RWohlfeld @Oreo Not sure. Good question

What's a Sunday night without a Brooklyn Lager and a Blue Bloods marathon?

Coach Taylor > John Rayburn

Today I learned what it was like to work in advertising pre-1980's #nocomputer #WPPhack

"See you in Mike Pence's nightmares"-@Alancumming @villagevoice #prideawards

When you have to transfer trains on the same platform and it's just arriving 🙌🙌🙌

And Trump suddenly stops tweeting...

There is nothing better than watching Carson Daly get excited with the family when a chair turns on #thevoice

What to do with your tax return? Buy a Hamilton ticket

Bruno is the best thing to ever happen to this decade

Looking back, I think North Korea was PAID to protest the release of The Interview. There's NO WAY anyone could actually dislike our movies.

@realDonaldTrump lol k

"Can you make sure there's a garbage can next to my bed..because I can't hang."-Schmidt #NewGirl

Seems like Lester really wants to go home #ElectionNight

@j_zweig @tastidlite will there be strawberry??? 🍓🍓🍓

@cayskammy my granny would text the EXACT same wording!!!! #scared