miles

hey! you can buy my art on things now if you want to :) no pressure or hard feelings if you can’t, or don’t want to. i appreciate your support however you’re able to show it <3 ✨link + more info below✨

i forgot how in the *country* i am until i was in a quaint little cafe with my cousin and some guy in the most clip clop cowboy boots came in, starts muttering the most incoherent nonsense as he pet some lady’s dog, and ended it with a finally discernible “i’ll tell you hwhat!”

@Straubrey2003 i cannot reclaim something i never had nor lost 😔

@helloitsmilo someones mad they dont have the ambition to reclaim their foreskin 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

this was the first thing i saw when i woke up this morning and im still mad about it

bitch i quote retweeted this video why did it amalgamate into this

i wish you guys could see what people are cooking up already, it’s very exciting stuff!! in time, you’ll see it all ❤️💙

A little announcement ❤️💙 art by our contributor selkiesoup on insta 🎨

@supermega i love when matt runs across the podcast set like a sasquatch sighting

Upgrading our podcast chairs 🪑📈

just went to a sheetz for the first time and holy shit. that place has an unreal selection. i managed to find coconut berry red bull which i haven’t had since california. pretzel m&m’s which i have not had since childhood. and this orange creamsicle milk i’ve never had before!

@Mex_Luigi the tomodachi series has been a lot of fun

@helloitsmilo God I still need to watch their video, I can't believe Ryan almost didn't like Matt

a photo i took while walking down the middle of the street in a quiet little town at 9pm tonight :)

ate some food too, it was delicious

just pissed at the olive garden first time

my ears are so blocked from these flights, my right ear feels like it has an earbud permanently in it and every time i talk i hear myself as if i was talking 30 feet away from myself 🫩

but like. in my defence. they changed my gate at some point between me getting off the first flight and some time after i sat down and didn’t say a god damn word about it. almost flew my ass to jersey instead 😭

would you believe me if i said i was eating my bread rations at the wrong gate for over an hour and almost missed my connecting flight by like literally two minutes 🤪

one flight down for the day and i swear to god i had the spirit of matt and ryan with me. once the pressure changes started it suddenly sounded like someone farted right into my ear and it scared me so bad i damn near jumped out of my skin. one more flight to go 🤪