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Kate Nash: I said I’d rather be with ur friends mate, cos they are much FIT TER 8yr old me:

me packing to go on a 3 day holiday

@KeithClyde69 Okay I’m SO glad it’s not just me who has done this - story very much appreciated

Has anyone ever accidentally sent a draft email that really shouldn’t have sent? I need your stories right now to make me feel better 🥲🙃

Me when I accidentally pressed send

me getting on the toxic gossip train at manipulation station

my tshirt arrived

I do see the appeal of matching dogs, obviously, but a randomised pack just hits different

salted the water before adding the pasta

Men are so unchic. Pint after pint. Have a prosecco ffs

Flight attendants every 5 min

ME AND WHO?

love the drama of calling NHS 111 me: I feel bad :( 111: AND ARE YOU CURRENTLY EXCESSIVELY BLEEDING FROM THE SKULL???

"Mr Speaker, where do I fucking start..?" #PMQs

@HalfFatMatt honestly nowhere close to my record

Selling Sunset agents turning up to a broker’s open house at 2pm