Lauren Janzen

His face is my face every time I fucking die...which is a lot.

Me when people ask me if I have my drivers license

Hardcore me. Sorry. 😭

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Gonna be impossible to say the words King Charles without adding the word Spaniel on the end I’m afraid

feeling understood.

i hardly feel anything at all

RT @rainylune: it’s time

PLEASE 😭

my money don’t jiggle jiggle, it’s gone

Currently very overdue for some romantic things to happen to me

@Trevoshere Adorable!! Baby Tokoyami is the cutest little thing.

1A got hit with a baby quirk 🍼 part II They're very hard to handle... but they also watch over their teachers sometimes, in their own way.

do you ever listen to a song and remember exactly what life was like when u first heard it.

I totally did not start crying out of fear and happiness..

2 years later and it’s still the same...

@The__RedDot @PhillyD having been following you for awhile and knowing how much that job was killing you, I’m proud of you!

@PhillyD I told my boss that his narcissistic and abusive behavior is why his company can't retain employees. He fired me. He forgot I was the only person who knew how to complete payroll. I blocked his number and now work my dream job working full time as a cartoonist.

Can we stop making Betty White trend. It causes me anxiety.