Joe Smith

EPIC (“Shakespeare of shit.” OMFG)

@Square I use square for my business and urgently need to talk w customer support. However, you support team is apparently offline, though you immediately then claim not to be. Dude...

Vote! Vote vote vote. QR code below is for vote.org All the info you need Trump is Hitler Harris is a decent human Elon can f*ck himself #vote #vote2024 #democracy #voting #elections #politics #votingrights #votingmatters #VoteBlue #VoteHarriaWalz2024 #VoteDem

If 5 deaf people enter a cave, no one bats an eye. But if 5 blind people enter a cave, no one eyes a bat.

RIP old friend @GriesserMatt he was a good man and a brilliant improviser. Most of this was completely improvised. Will miss you, buddy. vimeo.com/40980754

This motherfucker is running for office in my home state of MA. Literal Nazi holocaust denier who thinks Trump is too buddy-buddy w Jews & just wants us all deported. What. The actual. Fuck. Still a Republican? Own this shit. It’s what YOUR party enables. rollingstone.com/politics/polit…

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@jasonoremland We now have our business plan.

@hellojoesmith And have people pay you to make them get on their knees and cut their own lawn

I’m going to open a lawn care company for submissives called Marquis de Sod.

My first national commercial. Who the hell is that scrappy adorable young slob? adforum.com/creative-work/… #commercial #bud #budweiser #throwback #true #joesmith

@jasonoremland Ah damn man I’m sorry. Gallop over that rainbow bridge, Emmet!

A few weeks shy of his 18th birthday, we had to say good bye to our good boy Emmet. He will be missed.

@Katielainton @NHSEngland Maddening. 😤

@brewskigrrl @ThatEricAlper So much better. Like, maddening that it’s not actually “buxom.” That’s a chef’s kiss rhyme.

@ThatEricAlper When The Smiths sing the line “a bucktooth girl from Luxembourg”… I change it to, “a buxom girl from Luxembourg.” It’s better <insert DEEEP curtsy >

I hate it when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong.

@brewskigrrl Still not quite right ;)

*Sylivie

Sylvia’s truck is a #Loki and I was born the day Janis Joplin died, so I’m a Loki too. @LokiOfficial

@ThatEricAlper “After all, what is grief, if not love persevering?” - Vision

What is a quote from a fictional character that has stuck with you ever since?

@larynx_lynx This was the winning slogan the Clam Council came up with. Runners up were “snap, crackle, clam” and “Got-damn, it’s Clam!”

I dunno… this phrase may not really catch on, guys. #youtried #clamcaravan #notamolluskperson

Like a good neighbor, taste the rainbow and be the ultimate driving machine. Can you hear me now? I’m lovin it. joesmith.com/teaching #actorslife #actor #acting #actingclass #actingcoach #actingworkshop #actingcareer #actingclasses #actingskills #commercial #commercials

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