🎀Mrs. Benzedrine🎀

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Peak quality!

You got a lil birthday boy in the crowd tonight @brendan905 thanks for playing tonight for my lil birthday guy husband, Matty, the birthday guy ever

He stopped responding to my yapping at the bar

I smoke weed before I eat my one complete meal of the day so that it tastes more like the price I paid for it

I don’t like getting political and this will be my only tweet: The US version of TikTok is censored. Left is my version (US based TikTok) and right is Eli’s version (Europe based TikTok).

There’s something about the final hours of TikTok and seeing new posts that gives off the same vibe as the titanic’s band playing until the very end

@holohart So proud 🥹

Let’s GOOOOOOO

WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE *pukes from excitement* ghgWife

my coworker threw a paper airplane at me and i was like “on today of all days 😟?” and she looked at me like this

And the record for earliest catcall received is now 5:43 am

Happy Autistic Pride Day! 🥳 I hope that you can spend today celebrating your autistic identity. I know that being autistic in a largely non-autistic society isn’t always easy, but you deserve to celebrate yourself. Doing so doesn’t undermine/ignore any challenges you have.

My husband doesn’t know…. but is about to find out on TWITTER dot com….. that I sing with him downstairs while he’s jamming in his attic room