Tina Martin

Ok we need to talk about this 😹 #sellingsunset #sellingsunsetnicole

Tom Sandoval was really scraping the bottom of the contacts list for that birthday party. #vanderpumprules

I feel like a lot of network channels are going to fight over the rights to a show about #GypsyRoseBlanchard , but in my soul I know TLC deserves that shit. It’ll be called “Living Free: the True Gypsy Rose Story” or something, it’ll be messy as hell and I am READY.

I feel like we don’t talk about the 2001 cinematic gem, Island in the Sun, where Mary Kate and Ashley almost get arrested in the Bahamas for smuggling antiquities enough.

My fatal flaw is that it takes me all day to watch a 90 minute movie.

Ok hear me out here - a destination funeral.

Ok but I want all of Naomi Watts’ pajamas in #TheWatcherNetflix

Me vs my work notifications + messages. #remotework

Let’s be honest, we ALL wanted to go to Bogie Lowenstein’s party.

Happy Shark Week to all who celebrate. 🦈 #SharkWeek2022

Ok but was The Secret World of Alex Mack just the original Stranger Things? #strangerthings

If you remember these pets, your lower back probably hurts.

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Since when are people posting on Facebook again? I thought Facebook was exclusively for girls you went to high school with trying to recruit you for their MLM and your conservative relatives you try to avoid.

Is it just me, or did every 90s kid go through a phase where they were obsessed with Komodo dragons?

This is a PSA: When you’re messaging with someone directly in Slack, you do not, I repeat, do not, need to TAG that individual. I hope this has been insightful, eye-opening, and obvious. Thanks for coming to my TED Talk. #slack #atiredmillennial

We all just collectively assume it’s a pregnancy announcement when we see someone post one of these boards, right?

Not me ordering something from Lithuania and then checking the tracking the next day like 👀.

Fuck your zodiac sign, what’s your favorite Girl Scout cookie?

Once I’m finally able to get my winged eyeliner even on both eyes, it’s over for you hoes. #atiredmillennial