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Today, Phil is being killed via guillotine on the charge of the woeful neglect of his sausage roll.

@rp_rudraa @modernHealthMe No, you dumbass. That is the result of a self-cleaning organ.

@modernHealthMe Women are naturally built unhygienic

Why do women face this thing ??? What’s the reason…. ???

@Vannnna They might be referencing another tweet of someone saying doggy dog world

@nas23276419 @DcmberJune @1adimotesi @ma1ybe Yes, that is true, but I was meaning toward the end of pushing, like once the rest of the body is out. Don't really wanna grab their heads as their necks are very delicate.

@helloyee1234 @DcmberJune @1adimotesi @ma1ybe In most cases head first..

Ideal position for a woman to give birth was upright position. For thousand years, Women used to give birth while (quatting/standing) for gravity's help. In 17th-century France, it switched to lying on the back. King Louis XIVmade his mistresses lie down so he could watch births more easily (better view, he enjoyed women giving birth) The king's preference helped spread the supine position among the elite, and it became the Western hospital standard

@Mariblackheart @DcmberJune @1adimotesi @ma1ybe Yes, their heads come out first, but I meant once the rest of the body is out and you get to the legs, thats when you can catch them. They kinda just hang there if just the head is out and you don't wanna risk pulling them at that point.

@helloyee1234 @DcmberJune @1adimotesi @ma1ybe Heads* if the baby is coming with legs first its going to be a c section. They'll die otherwise

@DcmberJune @1adimotesi @ma1ybe No, no, they don't come out fast. They don't slip or slide out. They squeeze out with every push. Also, we have arms to catch them once their legs are out.

@1adimotesi @ma1ybe Don’t babies come out fairly fast don’t think going head down is a good idea

@ma1ybe @AmyJoBaxter No way you used ai overview and reddit as sources...

@AmyJoBaxter Ok mate

Aunt Petunia and Diddy meet up confirmed

Yup, great. Thanks ai overview!

I want a motorway group chat, like where are you guys going.

@Emmalikesglape @trjpilled ?

@trjpilled Idk what melanin is tnh

not a single person with melanin in that crowd

@Abroblem @pierrotrabbits If I remember correctly Nikki and Jack seemed to have a thing and then suddenly stopped talking and puffy was in dream's streams but Jack doesn't like dream

@pierrotrabbits Wait what Puffy support? And why would Nikki not be there cause of jack

Ngl if they plan on a DSMP meetup, who's gonna be there? I know Sam ain't there, idk if they'd invite Puffy after her support, Hannah does not want to be associated with the server, Ranboo ain't coming if Tubbo is there, idk if the sidemens would respond, Eret defo not invited,-

@mezzomelon @pierrotrabbits Idk, they just haven't acknowledged each other's existence in a whileee

@pierrotrabbits why the hell are tubbo and ranboo beefing

@Studio_William give up

Christmas Wishlist: - Gravity coil - Superglue - 100m² of Jump pads - 4m x 40m x 0.005m Chicken wire - Electric fence energiser - 4m high Solid poles x12 - Property developer - Maltesers

@DOneDTwo8 @ArthurTV Top genre: Lullaby 😭😭

@ArthurTV Ok

ok let’s see those youtube recaps and spotify wrappeds then

@ArthurTV I need to lower my screen time

They're doing 6,7 at the Christmas parade.

Clear brain cache pls, I'm too slow