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harvest moon - collie x stebbins chapter 1 - when we were strangers (3.5k) rated E for eventual 18+ content it’s here! :) archiveofourown.org/works/81383281…

@p3tercl4ffey The fiercest resident of Bloxburg

guyssss finn bennett’s smile remind me of the roblox smirk

Peter Claffey stuns in new photo

@80HSLOT finn bennett head lice AMA

@hellraisertoo im so jealous actually

when the lice starts acting up in public

@minnhinstidans Hmmm do I want a peanut butter and jelly flavored IPA or an “artesian soda” that tastes kinda okay

@hellraisertoo And you already know it’s only gonna be craft beers and niche sodas for drinks

Just two guys, a crazy idea, and a shared love of The Lumineers 😍 the fries cost extra you have to buy them separately. no they don’t come with the burger

Antler decor everywhere and a single patty burger is 15 dollars. Dunk has to have long hair in this AU so he can put it in a man bun

Modern AU #stormhedge where they start a millenial burger joint together with barstools instead of regular chairs and bare lightbulbs hanging from the ceiling and the ketchup is made in-house

Food $200 Astrophage Fuel $150 Lab Equipment $800 Novelty T-Shirts with Science Puns on Them $3,600 Electricity $150 someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this trip through space. my rock crab is dying

@fbumpsituation Hello! :D

@hellraisertoo Dunk pfp and talking about gracerocky hello hai

I’ve watched Project Hail Mary. You’re telling me they’re both amazing scientists yet they couldn’t figure out how to kiss each other safely

@80HSLOT it’s canon

idk what this is im sorry

@steviemachine @INTERGAL4CTUS They get the entire governmental body of erid to give them the money to build a kissable atmosphere-maintenance suit for grace

@hellraisertoo @INTERGAL4CTUS they figure it out once they get home to erid, trust

Grace: You know, we have animals pretty similar to you back on Earth. They’re called crabs. Rocky: Really (question)? Human friends with crab on Earth (question)? Just like Grace and Rocky! Grace, thinking about the last time he had a seafood boil: Umm,

Project hail mary post credit scene where ryan gosling makes out with the rock crab Deleted scene where him and the crab have tiny rock babies and get alien married Grace x Rocky 100k slowburn with angst and over-explained alien biology

“pull-ups” and he’s so tall he’s literally just standing up 😭

Twitter user hellraisertoo has washed away in the rain, reduced to a shallow puddle. He will not be missed

Been doing this really fun thing where I spend my waking moments watching this multi-season TV show that I really dislike and then messaging all my friends and family “this tv show sucks I don’t like it.” And then I keep watching