If you're on twitter calling random ladies "chopped" then I gotta admit that I'm getting totally jorkmogged by your virginmaxxed ass.
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TheMysteriousL
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TheMysteriousL
@hellwqrldfatty
Pop culture wastoid, former co-host of @hellwqrld. My takes are hot but also correct.
HellwQrld Katılım Mayıs 2024
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@rocco_botte Some people say Mel doesn't have his fastball any more. I say he doesn't even have his tee-ball.
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I know there’s more serious things going on in the world but: MASSIVE cop-out not calling it “The Search For More Money.” This cute video they made doesn’t undo that. They had a gag that could have had a 40 YEAR payoff and they blew it!!!
DiscussingFilm@DiscussingFilm
First teaser for ‘SPACEBALLS: THE NEW ONE’. In theaters on April 23, 2027.
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@turtlelatte_ @insanedms I'll say it before and I'll say it again: If you can't muster the social skills for small talk, you don't deserve medium or large talk.
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@insanedms Nahh I understand, one of my biggest pet peeves is asking me a question you can find out an answer to in 10 seconds on google. If this was to start a conversation I’d rather you educate yourself first then come to me with something you thought was interesting about it.
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@EyeOnStalk @uncledoomer This was a fun way to tell us you weren't one of the "bright" kids in school.
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@uncledoomer I love how you act like it's the smart kids who disrupt class.
The smart kids, either gender, finish their work and then quietly read. It's the kids who can't handle the work that act out.
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i think the reason bright, energetic young men butt heads with schoolteachers, overwhelmingly women, is teachers simply have no theory of mind for male students, or arent willing to find the patience necessary to teach boys, whose learning styles are significantly higher variance
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@FanSince09 That flick is all sizzle and no steak.
Batman is braindead in it, they couldn't make Catwoman even sorta criminal 'lest people get uncomfy that Bruce wants to smash, and the Riddler's grand plan was...an incel mass shooting?
Such a dumb movie. But, hey, it does look cool.
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The Batman has 0 rewatchability. It’s not bad it just is a slog to get through after you’ve seen it once
⛧@7700saint
Which film are y’all taking?
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Why is everyone not addressing the giant elephant in the room
Pop Base@PopBase
Lena Dunham shares that she cheated on Jack Antonoff in her new memoir ‘Famesick.’ She adds that it was around the same time Jack had developed a “closeness” with a “teen pop star”, which she says “struck an odd note.” The pair dated for years around 2012-2018.
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@PiggyKropotkinn The fuck is this rando and why is their tweet about weed stink on my feed?
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Weed smells like skunk feces but because it’s Le Epic Liberal Drug, people reflexively defend it
Filling the air with dookie-smell is just as antisocial as it was with cigarettes 50 years ago but people genuinely get mad at you for saying that
𝑰𝒗𝒚𝒔𝒐𝒏@stit57881
Smelling weed in public for me is like smelling the little baked pie on the windowsill in cartoons I can't lie
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for a dollar name a woman
Indie 505@Indie5051
Las 50 mejores bandas de la historia según la revista Rolling Stone:
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@lildiamondjr She's a bad person so I don't mind asking why she looks like Danny DeVito's The Penguin
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She lied to protect an alleged rapist, lied about her own alleged rape, molested her sibling, and tried to make a black guy finding her unattractive (in her own head) into a feminist issue.
Revisionists can pretend its about misogyny or envy but the record speaks for itself.
staphanie akunefection@ummrottt
Dreaming of lacking self awareness to this degree omg
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@RobbieBarstool I stay vexed by the revisionist history of people re: Spider-Man 3.
Everyone agreed that movie sucks shit until Gen Z hit 25 and now suddenly I have to hear about how it's some camp masterpiece.
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People say this like TASM2/Spider-Man 3 and even TASM don’t exist
Rath@vrillain0
This has to be the worst spiderman movie ever
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@MagnificentGodX @BDEgameowners What about my "Charlie Was a Pain in the Neck" t-shirt?
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@BDEgameowners Trump hats, Charlie Kirks shirts, anything that questions lgbtqrstlmnop, and anything Christian.
Woukd be my guess.
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They should cancel Kingdom Hearts 4.
The ship has sailed.
Kingdom Hearts 3 was 7 years ago now.
Half the time between KH2 & KH3
It is a near impossibility that this franchise will grow financially or culturally in its current state.
Genki✨@Genki_JPN
Kingdom Hearts 4 reveal trailer from 4 years ago!
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@cool_hot_woman I will come out there and scream |\| | 6 6 E R at the top of my lungs and anyone who thinks they can kill me for it had better be one hell of a shot because they aren't getting within a hundred feet of me with a weapon.
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@castyinmyveins @ojbrxn @PandaKingEX If you played that game and were like "man this is some fun gunplay" then no amount of discussion can improve your dogshit taste.
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@ojbrxn @hellwqrldfatty @PandaKingEX Nah you can tell by when they talk about the shooting. They prefer the old arcade styles where as long as you shoot in the general direction it hits
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Btw gamers will always cry about critics, but every time the power is handed to the gamers they absolutely embaress themselves 100% of the time every single time. This list is an absolute insult to the medium.
GameRant@GameRant
After tens of thousands of votes, these are the 10 best video games of all time, according to GameRant's readers. You can influence the rankings by letting us know which is game is better at the link! gamerant.com/top-10-best-vi…
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@AhoyBricks Heath Ledger cooked up something so compelling to audiences in this flick that it tricked everyone into ignoring how fucking whack a lot of it is.
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This is one of the worst adaptations of Harvey Dent/Two Face as a character lol
BatKilmer@BatKilmer
Sorry but I don’t think Matt Reeves can beat this
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@nerdylilpeach Not even the most overrated game in the top 2 of this horrible list.
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skyrim has got to be the most overrated game of all time
GameRant@GameRant
After tens of thousands of votes, these are the 10 best video games of all time, according to GameRant's readers. You can influence the rankings by letting us know which is game is better at the link! gamerant.com/top-10-best-vi…
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@swooper_d This list sucks unbelievable ass, but it's better than what we get when people vote with their wallets, which is all some flavor of first-person shooting game.
"No but you don't get it, the guns are just so gunny this time around."
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Dear modern gamers...
This is why you get slop.
And you deserve it.
GameRant@GameRant
After tens of thousands of votes, these are the 10 best video games of all time, according to GameRant's readers. You can influence the rankings by letting us know which is game is better at the link! gamerant.com/top-10-best-vi…
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@DumpsterThug666 The same crowd that always needs "more context" when it comes to dudes committing crimes against women are the exact same motherfuckers in these comments licking boot because that cop was "just doing his job."
I dunno...think I might need more context.
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They were trying to evict a man from his home. Be homeless, or fight for your right to live in safety. These thugs aren’t here to help you.
Kate❤️🔥💕@katee_K1
A Tulare County detective was ambushed and killed Thursday morning while serving an eviction notice in Porterville, CA. Detective Randy Hoppert was shot by a 60-year-old suspect armed with a high-powered rifle. He died at a local hospital, leaving his four-months-pregnant wife behind. The suspect barricaded himself, then later emerged in tactical gear and opened fire on SWAT. Officers ran him over with a BearCat, killing him instantly. No prior record. Motive unknown.
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This is animal cruelty and the fact that not one person in the comments even thinks of that is beyond heartbreaking. We really gotta love the unloved so much harder immediately
Daily Loud@DailyLoud
man was spotted at a subway station wearing a jacket that has multiple pockets with LIVE COCKROACHES INSIDE in New York City
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