Lady Spudgun 'M👀' CrabbéBellé

Advert: "Weetabix has made a proper breakfast you can drink" Me: So have Jacob's Creek.

Tah dah.

Might fuck around and make some cakes.

@AlexCotCot Me in the shower.

Christ, why don't you just marry protein?

@SuzieHasTwins Yes officer of course I was going to come back but there was a queue 😬

@hellymoo Can you imagine😂

Major Cheeky Fucker story: I work in a shop and a man came in with a price tag to pay for something he’d ‘taken earlier’. I assumed he meant by mistake. No. Apparently he’d been in a hurry and there was a queue so he thought he’d just take it and pay 4 hours later…

In today's episode of 'Someone check Shein's hard drive'...

@SomeCallMeLaz That's the spirit!

@hellymoo Can't be worse than the last few. 👍 #optimism

MOO FOR PM* *Panda Mitherer

@SueJ1973 Me too, but cake.

From my garden to our plates in a few minutes. I bloody love growing things I can eat 👌

@ice_crystal Are there Christmas scenes to colour?

@hellymoo 😁 DEEP BREATHS, MOO.

Look, Moo! @hellymoo

@XFrecklesXo 🩷

“Love you loads, Lulabell xx” In my nans handwriting. It’s the last thing she ever said to me and fortunately I had lots of card that she’d written it in ❤️

@zippetey2dah @littlemisscazzy

@littlemisscazzy @hellymoo Very important to secure the flappables

It's blowin a hoolie here on the Costa del Moo. I've had to lash down our flappables, lads.

@ice_crystal 😁😁 yep definitely got that nailed 🤢

@hellymoo And that's worse, because they can easily outstink you.

I'M HAVING AN DAY, LOVES.

@ice_crystal It was like a military coup but with Duplo and nappies.

@hellymoo You were outnumbered! It couldn't possibly have worked out well! It's not your fault. 😁

@ice_crystal IT DIDN'T START WELL. I LOST CONTROL OF 8 TWO YEAR OLDS AND IT WAS CHAOS 😬😬

@hellymoo 🤞 Good luck, that woman!

@cheesecakeOBE Yes.

@hellymoo Hellin. I’ve been gone months and this is how I’m greeted??

Ahem… Anybody here?

@ice_crystal We'll try again tomorrow 😂😂x

@hellymoo Hope it improved, Moo. x