$Assroid

SO IT BEGINS…… The LORE …Birthed from Emperor Chings Ichibunghole after a devastating bout with endless spicy buffalo chicken sandwiches and beer for 3 straight days …a true legend of a shitcoin was born. $Assroid destined to exit the intestine! to Uranus and beyond! …

@EmperorChing589 No shady wallet cluster’s, no artificial bots wash trading , true organic unique holders laying the foundation for a true legend $ASRD

Ran a Full token analysis on ODIN Ai from VeriumLabs id say it’s a decent read on a 3 day old token you@09:43 AM full risk analysis for ASRD odin@09:43 AM I'll run all four analysis steps in parallel — searching for the token, tracing its origin, scoring risk, and checking for wash trading simultaneously.Now I have the issuer. Running all three analysis tools in parallel:Here's the full breakdown on ASSROID (ASRD):To ken OverviewAS SROID (ASRD) launched on May 4, 2026 via the Horizon launchpad (horizonxrpl.com). Total supply is 1,000M ASRD. The issuer is properly blackholed — master key disabled, RegularKey set to burn address rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrBZbvji — and this happened just 7 minutes after creation. Supply is permanently capped. The TOML is bidirectionally verified, linking to the issuer domain and confirming the token identity as ASSROID.Ri sk Score: 35 / 100 — MEDIUMFa ctor Score Delta DetailAg e +10 Only 3 days old — very newLi quidity +15 ~904 XRP — extremely thinSo cial +10 No website or Twitter surfaced by scoring engineHo lders +5 190 holders — lowCl usters +5 1 small cluster (0.5%)De v LP -5 Dev provides liquidity — alignedCE X Distribution -5 54% of holders funded from exchanges — genuine organic signalBl ackhole / Dev Wallet 0 Issuer blackholed; dev wallet below concentration thresholdVo lume health is flagged as caution — 216 exchanges in 24h against a $5,564 market cap is a thin but active market.De v Wallet & Control StructureTh e primary dev wallet is rfFeVxjoW4BzgcBkkjbAZ2NvURSmDoWqBD:Re ceived 64.1M ASRD (6.41%) at launchCurren tly holds 132.5M ASRD (13.25%) — balance has grown above its initial allocation (207% retention), meaning this wallet has been accumulatingcan_sign=t rue, actively operating (0 days idle)This is a live signing wallet with meaningful token supply — the dev can sellTwo other notable wallets received launch allocation:rDc49EzXJzD1oNvA2H QhGXdRBWvxLhk5P6 — received 212.8M (21.3%), currently holds ~1.07M. Most was distributed or sold. can_sign=truerKEYxcN9Tzi713cf3HxRAX duu81P9heAn — received 128.4M (12.8%), can_sign=true — this is a serial launcher operating 20 tokens (AOX, BKT, BTZ, HEDGE, SMUG, FOXIA, FORTUNIA, and others). This is launchpad/infrastructure, not a dedicated devThe AMM bootstrapper (rGUm PKbGvg3Ndzx1NDAsgNfqsVV34rB1Jb) is fully blackholed (can_sign=false) — its LP is structurally frozen and it cannot drain the pool. The Horizon launchpad funder wallet (rXRPtcNCmBpR5gVERsRmW5of3wy8gr372) has funded 7 tokens and remains signable, but holds 0% supply.Supply breakdown:AMM pool: 164.6M (16.5%)De v-side wallets: 133.6M (13.4 %)Circulating: 701.8M (70.2%)Wash Tr adingZero clusters detected. Of 187 analyze d holders, all 187 are isolated (no interconnections). 58.8% (110 wallets) are CEX-activated — a strong organic signal. No shared destination tags, no coordinated wallet trees. No wash trading evidence found.Key Risks to NoteDev accumulation — th e primary dev wal let has grown from 6.4% to 13.25% of supply since launch. That's an unusual pattern suggesting it received tokens from elsewhere in the cluster. At 13.25% of a 1B supply, the dev holds a position that would move price if soldThin liquidity — only ~904 XRP in the AMM. Exit slippage on any meaningful position will be severeSerial launcher infrastructure — wallet rKEYxc N9Tzi713cf3HxRAXduu81P9heAn operating 20 tokens is a launchpad-level operator, not a project-dedicated team. Signals factory-style launchesRecent AMM withdrawal — 1 AMMWithdraw transaction in the last 24h from 1 wallet. Worth monitoring whether this is LP drainWhat This Token Has Going For ItIssuer properly blackh oled 7 minutes post-launch — no minting riskAMM bootstrapper blackholed — pool drain via that wallet i s impossible54% CEX-activated holders — organic buyer baseNo wash trading clustersDev provides AMM liquidity (aligned incent ive)TOML verified with socia l links (X: @hemorroid247

@EmperorChing589 $ASRD we ahead of the curve! The TP market bout to go parabolic!

@EmperorChing589 Let’s go Assroids! $ASRD

Enter the DOJO🥷

@EmperorChing589 $ASRD up to Uranus x.com/hemorroid247/s…

@TonyMichaelX $ASRD why yes we are! We are taking it deep up to Uranus!

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Join us tonight at the DOJO with Emperior Ching @ 730pm est

We cancelled this one guys we will be joining Ching on the DOJO tonight

Set a reminder for my upcoming Space! twitter.com/i/spaces/1nJOL…

@KingAnt Oh yeah great is it NFTs of that cooked goose 🪿 Tommy you guys gang banged the XRPL with? Where can I sign up? $ASRD to Uranus!

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@buuvva_ GM you hear the news yet from $ASRD? We landed on Uranus Buuvva!

Can I get a GM? ☕️

Assroid clearly has the superior product as it is for everyday use and is proven to be a strategic essential as evident by the run on TP in 2020 during the corona V event and thus sets $ASRD up for sustainability via direct injections of zerps into the Assroid liquidity pool ..PUSH HARDER ASSROIDS!

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@EmperorChing589 Assroid is targeting the survival essential market as proven by the corona V bs of 2020 as retards cleared the shelves of this essential everyday item! All zerps from sales go directly into LP of $ASRD to send token to Uranus! Let’s go PUSH HARDER!

I have a truly amazing opportunity for someone on here. 1 lucky person will be able to purchase a $Fuzzy card booster box from Ching. I will offer it at a significant discount! Based on all the future value predictions for this item, I believe 2,000XRP is a bargain! Or are all you dorks just larping to pump your bags?

@Bird_XRPL Ok ok nice for $Drop but when Assroid listing is what I want to know here bird brain $ASRD TO URANUS!

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