J. Wesley

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J. Wesley

@henchmansarcasm

the better henchman

MDNI | Written by Eerie Katılım Şubat 2024

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J. Wesley@henchmansarcasm·18 Kas

ᅠ⠀⠀ ᅠ⠀⠀ JAMES WESLEY ᅠ⠀⠀

J. Wesley@henchmansarcasm

ᅠ⠀⠀ ᅠ⠀⠀ ᅠ⠀⠀ I’m so glad ᅠ⠀⠀ I’m better than you are. ᅠ⠀⠀

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𖤓 ┈ ۰ ᴵ̲ᴵ̲ 𝄒 ‎ ‎ 𝖇 ٥𝚍ሃ ‎ ‎…͟ ‎ ‎ 𝖇 ⲁ𝔤𝛓@G0G0G1RRRL·22h

this guy has been called out like 3 times about uncomfortable things he’s been doing and STILL has a comfortable platform? years ago he decided he was going to write out lewd on my character, completely unprompted, and apparently I WAS THE PROBLEM FOR BEING UNCOMFORTABLE??!

𖤓 ┈ ۰ ᴵ̲ᴵ̲ 𝄒 ‎ ‎ 𝖇 ٥𝚍ሃ ‎ ‎…͟ ‎ ‎ 𝖇 ⲁ𝔤𝛓 tweet media

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♱@cinnam0nnn·1d

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J. Wesley@henchmansarcasm·22h

/ head in his hands trying to act like he didn’t see that text

*‍‍ ‍‍‍‍‍𝖻𝖾𝗇𝗃𝖺𝗆𝗂𝗇p͜͡𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐱𝐭𝐞𝐫﹒@targetsadist

⠀ #⃝𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐚𝐝𝐨𝐧𝐧𝐚 this is fisk texting wesley after dex called him a chud ( REAL ) ⠀⠀

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J. Wesley@henchmansarcasm·2d

@aurcraborealis I’ll see what I can do. Italian or French?

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𝙖𝙣𝙣𝙖 𝙡𝙪𝙭 ✮⋆˙ .ᐟ@aurcraborealis·2d

@henchmansarcasm hope we can have dinner together tonight too? I know we've both been pretty busy lately

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𝙖𝙣𝙣𝙖 𝙡𝙪𝙭 ✮⋆˙ .ᐟ@aurcraborealis·2d

it's your day @henchmansarcasm

Pop Base@PopBase

Today is Purple Day.

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J. Wesley@henchmansarcasm·2d

@aurcraborealis Mm, perfect. Good.

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𝙖𝙣𝙣𝙖 𝙡𝙪𝙭 ✮⋆˙ .ᐟ@aurcraborealis·2d

@henchmansarcasm of course my love, I'll send you some pictures too

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J. Wesley@henchmansarcasm·2d

@aurcraborealis Oh, would you wear the purple dress I love so much? Just for today.

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𝙖𝙣𝙣𝙖 𝙡𝙪𝙭 ✮⋆˙ .ᐟ@aurcraborealis·2d

@henchmansarcasm I'm sure you look handsome as ever my love

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J. Wesley@henchmansarcasm·3d

Siiigh. Smiling anyway. “I know, come here.”

𝙖𝙣𝙣𝙖 𝙡𝙪𝙭 ✮⋆˙ .ᐟ@aurcraborealis

jumping up and down upon seeing @henchmansarcasm

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J. Wesley@henchmansarcasm·3d

I don’t dislike either outcome. Go on.

*‍‍ ‍‍‍‍‍𝖻𝖾𝗇𝗃𝖺𝗆𝗂𝗇p͜͡𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐱𝐭𝐞𝐫﹒@targetsadist

⠀⠀ you should be thanking me . ⠀⠀

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J. Wesley@henchmansarcasm·3d

Unexpected development

*‍‍ ‍‍‍‍‍𝖻𝖾𝗇𝗃𝖺𝗆𝗂𝗇p͜͡𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐱𝐭𝐞𝐫﹒@targetsadist

⠀ vanessa fisk ⸝ i'm coming for you ( flirting but also a death threat ) . ⠀⠀

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J. Wesley@henchmansarcasm·3d

/ okay so im gonna drop my bookmarks and start fresh in that regard

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J. Wesley@henchmansarcasm·5d

Only I get to shittalk my step mother

hit the 𝑏𝑢𝑙𝑙𝑠𝑒𝑦𝑒.ᐟ@rottennarrative

i know i constantly say wilson fisk can go to hell, but i’ve noticed i havent been really inclusive lately, for that I apologize. vanessa fisk can also go to hell.

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J. Wesley@henchmansarcasm·21 Mar

/ alternatively, I’m the only person who understands Wesley and his massive ego and obsession with his boss that leads to his demise

maidposting of the index🌸☝️🌙@maidpostingreal

never trust a yumeshipper's analysis of the character the selfship with. that's your spouse, i don't believe you're being honest with us here

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cypress@mycelial_pal·20 Mar

listen you can keep criticizing me for torturing and murdering countless undeserving people but i don't hear you offering up any better ideas for what im supposed to do for fun

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