heptatweets

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heptatweets

heptatweets

@heptatweets

just a nine and a half-meter tall inter dimensional being with a heart of pure gold. (That's what my heart is made of, actual gold)

Katılım Ocak 2020
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heptatweets@heptatweets·
Every day a new sunrise, new hope, new opportunity to google “vampire weekend new album news”
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heptatweets@heptatweets·
I’m in my Exposé era.
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heptatweets@heptatweets·
The Eras Tour but for MacOS window management metaphors.
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The only way that Barbie could have been better is if Bob Odenkirk came in halfway through and said “my Little Women.”
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Never thought we’d be living through Tár: Behavioral Science Edition and yet here we are.
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heptatweets@heptatweets·
These are minis, btw. I’m not rocking full blown HomePods in every room because I’m not a BILLIONAIRE. (Also because of Bad Siri gets into a bigger pod I’m afraid of what she might do.)
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heptatweets@heptatweets·
The other HomePods are fine. Siri is bad but in the normal ways (unhelpful, slow, etc.). But kitchen HomePod contains the Cursed Siri.
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heptatweets@heptatweets·
I think one of my HomePods contains a possessed version of Siri. I’m just asked it to stop playing some music, to which it replied “I’m sorry, I can’t.” And then my wife yelled “hey Siri stop” only to be met with “sorry I can’t stop.”
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heptatweets@heptatweets·
Misty rain, hackney flat, iMac G3, let’s gooooo
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heptatweets@heptatweets·
I would accept early aughts if necessary.
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Having a hard time understanding why I’m not in a late-90s British folk rock band? Like hello?? How can we make that happen??
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Me: When does this flight that I booked leave? Air Canada: Well, first you have to understand that everything in this universe, including your flight time, has an energetic frequency.
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heptatweets@heptatweets·
Fun how Air Canada flight times are really more of a ~vibe~ than a scheduled time at which the flight will depart and land.
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hugo
hugo@hugowoka·
doing graphic design again in MS Word pray for me
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heptatweets@heptatweets·
@The_Law_Boy Have you thought about trying “*will* it please the court”?
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Millennials don’t want *doing their laundry* they want *experiences*
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heptatweets@heptatweets·
@hugowoka TAR, a film that asks the question: “is it possible that TAR is the only good movie ever and we just didn’t know because we had yet to see TAR?” (The answer is no, obviously there are other good films. But it makes you think!)
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hugo@hugowoka·
I'm no cinephile but TAR is the best movie possibly ever made in the history of cinema?!
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hugo@hugowoka·
people are TURNING OUT for TAR. there's like 15 ppl here!
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hugo@hugowoka·
haven't had eggs since end of sept. due to unfortunate experiences but am trying a J. Kenji Lopez Alt "steam-boiled egg" as an experiment. hoping it works out.
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heptatweets@heptatweets·
Hard times? I’M USED TO THEM. The speeding planet burns? I’M USED TO THAT.
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heptatweets@heptatweets·
Just fully The Rhythm of the Saints pilled this summer. It turns out that at least someone in 1990 knew about *all of this*
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