Matt Streeter

@Oceanbreeze473 A dryer

Arrghhh! Headphones went through the wash. Anybody have a fix?

@atensnut No sweater to the knees and socks to the thighs

No duck lips

@GlowSurfing 👍

@hereisaquarter Proud of it

‘Tis the season! Does anyone know what this is?

@CaryKelly11 It is 100% about supply and demand. Our cattle numbers are 1950 levels. Or people wanting beef are 2026 levels.

@hereisaquarter Suggest you try to understand this post isn't about supply and demand.

Average price of ground beef: 2000: $2.01 2026: $6.74 245% increase Pound of Bananas: 2000: $.50 2026: $.65 30% increase How are bananas that travel 3000 miles to my doorstep inflation proof compared to ground beef when it only travels a few hundred miles?

@liz_churchill10 Or a firecracker when nothing comes of his bombshells

BOMBSHELL: VP JD Vance just swore in President Trump’s Anti-Fraud Assassin Colin McDonald. He’s now UNLEASHED to CRUSH the fraud in Democrat Strongholds where they’ve STOLEN BILLIONS. RAMP UP THE ARRESTS The deep state cheating Fraud Machine is FINISHED.

@SteveLovesAmmo Adventures amuck

I would rather ride shotgun with Tiger Woods than go to a No Kings protest.

@RealJamesWoods Yes they are.

Honey Trap Swalwell fell for the oldest espionage trick with a Chinese spy, and now wants to be your governor. Even Democrats aren’t that stupid.

@BOSSportsGordo As a driver of an f150, it is much easier to exit the spot

Serious question for people who back into parking spaces - what’s the point?

@nickimoraa @HarmeetKDhillon A double lesson. Nice

I forgot to switch out my son’s tooth and leave money last night so instead of breaking the charade, I spent 90mins explaining that tooth fairies are federal employees and there’s currently a government shutdown.

@Bunny_ngl You would be an idiot to not

If a coworker has a car and lives near my house, and drives me to work every day, am I obligated to chip in for gas?

@GlowSurfing @mrmikeMTL And twice on Sunday

@mrmikeMTL Liberals suck Don’t fall for their evil BS

If you could telepathically say something to all 8.2 billion people on earth, what would you say?

@JDunlap1974 I don’t believe you

Pam Bondi and the FBI are reportedly constructing significant cases against current members of Congress and federal agencies, based on criminal evidence uncovered by DOGE

@stylist_que_2 90% don’t know about this low level case. There are dozens of corrupt politicians, judges/lawyers, ngo’s, irs employees and on and on that the country is waiting to be prosecuted

🚨BREAKING: Democrat New Orleans Mayor LaToya Cantrell has just been INDICTED by a federal grand jury after an FBI investigation for CORRUPTION Democrat corruption is FINALLY being prosecuted! Do you support this? YES or NO?

@itsrosesm Naomi Irma

What was your grandma’s name? I need an old-fashioned girl name.

@GuntherEagleman Libtards are unique

@its_Lexieroy Ha. Lots of big scary words. Zero reults.

AOC says she has “no reason” to cooperate with federal auditors investigating her suspicious $22 million net worth. “I have the same right to privacy as everyone else.” Meanwhile, investigators are baffled—how does a socialist congresswoman go from bartender to multi-millionaire without something shady going on? One federal official warned: “It would be in her best interest to cooperate.” The walls are closing in.

@YoAdrienne1968 Picked on in high school.

Why do they all look like this? 🙄

@ZOrtiz99 Resting bitch face

Oh, I cant wait to hear this one.