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Re-doing my publications list because there's a couple new ones, and because so many places I've been published in have shuttered! You should read the ones that still exist! Some of them are pretty good!
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Derek Heckman
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Derek Heckman
@herekdeckman
Midwestern writer and east coast schoolmarm. Not coming back for thirty percent. (he/him)
Washington, DC Katılım Mart 2016
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Never feel the need to do a conversion for a supposedly large amount of money in media from a different era because even if it’s like “they’re paying me ONE THOUSAND DOLLARS” I’m like, I get it, I’d take a thousand dollars
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Once you start eating salads without dressing no force on earth can stop you
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I bet it feels good af to just reach for the light
kage@sukikage_
i wish i were a tree. no school, no work, just shhhhhh… ffffffft… wooooosh… rustttttle.
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All of the Evil Dead stuff actually happened to a buddy of mine. He said it was fine
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Hey I’m the guy who decided that the 1700s are referred to as the 18th century. Fuck you
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“And hey, we missed the mark” is my favorite corporate apology line. “And hey, that’s on us. We genuinely thought we could get away with it”
DiscussingFilm@DiscussingFilm
Meta is removing Instagram’s latest AI feature following negative backlash from users: “We've heard the feedback that this feature missed the mark, so it's no longer available.”
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Rory McCarthy@roryisconfused
The classic Freud thing that perennial, seemingly sourceless anxiety is unconscious guilt over repressed anger is p valid I think
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Ya can talk, bro, ya can talk, ya can bicker, ya can talk, ya can bicker, bicker, bicker, ya can talk, ya can talk, ya can talk, talk, talk, talk, bicker, bicker, bicker, ya can talk all ya want but it’s different than it was, bro
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*helping a child carry their heavy backpack*
“Geez Louise, friend, what do you have in here?”
“Lots of TEETH!!!”
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I’d be bad at running a company because at a certain point I’d be like “that’s enough money”
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Doing some freeze dance and one overwhelmed little guy said “oh my god I can’t do all of this”
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