Derek Heckman

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Derek Heckman

@herekdeckman

Midwestern writer and east coast schoolmarm. Not coming back for thirty percent. (he/him)

Washington, DC Katılım Mart 2016
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Derek Heckman@herekdeckman·
Re-doing my publications list because there's a couple new ones, and because so many places I've been published in have shuttered! You should read the ones that still exist! Some of them are pretty good!
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For as long as I’ve been a Montessori teacher, it’s been funny to me that Maria Montessori had a son and his name was Mario Montessori
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One thing I’m not gonna do is clap rhythmically to some kind of musical performance. Y’all are gonna realize that’s a stupid idea any second now, and I will joyfully welcome you back to the cause of Listening Respectfully
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Listening to a speaker billed as “the leading expert on employee retention” and thinking about a story I read once where an old miner looked at a guy thinking “he always knew a boss when he saw one”
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When a speaker walks out from behind the podium
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Isn’t there someone you forgot to ask
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“Gotta like a Montessori girl”
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At a Montessori conference and some AI program has clearly been used to write Montessori hype songs before the opening ceremony
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Only one “Project Hail Mary” I care about and it’s called “saying the rosary” 🙏
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*Kendrick Lamar on Arrakis* 🎵Fear, don’t kill my mind🎵
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Why the FUCK would I want this
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Personally if I was Martin McDonagh, I really wouldn’t make a movie without Colin Farrell and Brendan Gleeson in it
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Which production photo fills you with more anticipation?
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Wildly irresponsible medical marketing AND misogyny, I have never blocked an ad so fast
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