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@SimplyUtd Delete the top 3, go for the rest.

@EzzyMUFC He can’t. It’s an age issue.

Jack & Tyler Fletcher, Shea Lacey and Bendito Mantato have all made their first-team debuts this season JJ Gabriel cooking like this and still waiting?? Give him his debut once UCL is secured🔥

@MbarkCherguia A gate.

Can anyone help identify what this is?

@Jesii_ca_M 3, is the magic number.

Which room would you choose?

@GraemeBailey @TEAMtalk lol. Levels.

Tottenham Hotspur are weighing up a summer move for Rangers captain James Tavernier this summer, @TEAMtalk can reveal. teamtalk.com/tottenham-hots…

@FPLfrasier Beggy bastards.

How do you with a straight face tell Rashford’s agent that you don’t have 30m for him but you have 100m+ for Alvarez while also claiming that you rate Rashford very highly?

@Steven_Swinford @cathynewman lol, great story.

Sir Keir Starmer tells @cathynewman on her new show on Sky News that attempts to refer him to the privileges committee are a 'stunt' 'It's a stunt. We've got huge amounts of transparency going on already. And, frankly, as prime minister and as a government, it is really important I focus on what matters to millions of people across the country' The prime minister said that his wife, Victoria, is advising him to "keep going", describing her as an "absolute rock" "We talk everything through and it's fantastic," he said. "We've also got two fantastic kids, a 17-year-old and a 15-year-old. I can't tell you how much joy and happiness they have. They are my pride and joy every single day."

What ever happened to ‘nothing to hide nothing to fear’ Starmer? Captain D notice

@7clarkyred Thought that was Taliban when it started. 🤣

Wow

What’s your favorite song here? A) Superstition — Stevie Wonder B) Respect — Aretha Franklin C) Africa — Toto D) Dreams — Fleetwood Mac

@TheCriticMag @yuanyi_z Did you mean worst when you typed first?

“Hermer,” writes @yuanyi_z, “Is a member of one of the first generations of English lawyers whose practice was in large part … built upon suing the government” thecritic.co.uk/when-all-you-h…

Labour MPs are going to be whipped to make sure they lose their seats at the next election just in order to save Keir Starmer's job for a few more weeks...

Absolute bombshell. Prominent host George Galloway exposes a massive media blackout in the UK. Three Ukrainian rent boys are on trial for firebombing the Prime Minister's residence, and the press is completely silent. The establishment coverup is absolutely staggering.

@HumansNoContext Night porter.

What would you use this space for?

@DarranMarshall My son rides a bike not far from Ballinderry Lower. It terrifies me.

Five people have been killed in separate road crashes in Northern Ireland in the past 24 hours. rte.ie/news/ulster/20…

@shouq_al90149 Sweet potato.

What am i

@bIurt99 Yes. 🤣

Did he blow up his own face?

@SimplyUtd @jamesbeavis90 @GiveMeSport Why are you reporting this shite.

🚨 Manchester United Willing to Pay £100m for Morgan Rogers! One report has suggested that United aren't fazed by Villa potentially demanding £100m for one of their key players, which would be a remarkable deal. [@jamesbeavis90, @GiveMeSport]

@williams_rje @WilkieisBack66 @skisidjames @AlistairCarns An integrity issue.

The super ambitious, but clearly conflicted, Armed Forces Minister is being advised that it would be better for him, his party and his ambitions if he did not attend the vote. It is said that he has made his views known behind closed doors. To what effect? We simply don’t know. But it is clear than an open conflict with Hillary Benn, Hermer and Starmer on this NI (“Lawfare”) Bill will destroy his chances of promotion. I’ve seen this situation many times before. It is a fate-sent test of character and principle. Who will the leader forsake to make the next step up the ladder? How will he justify this? And at what cost to those that have looked up to him, trusted him? We will see…

.@AlistairCarns I hope this isn’t true. Please stand up for your former colleagues..

@QcWynter He doesn't know what the truth is.

..Please do not disclose the individual at this stage, until we have approval from HM The King" Reads a lot like a fait accompli, Starmer's fait accompli, but time will tell. Barton gives evidence this week. All of this could have been avoided had Starmer stated simple truth.

The lawyers and other "forensics" in the Foreign Affairs Cttee will be licking their lips at this. No 10 letter to Sir Philip Barton reads: "Dear Philip, The PM has decided to appoint [Mandelson] to the post of HMA Washington. Please would you take forward the necessary .....