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Katılım Aralık 2022
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idc this should be up there
Miide Adams@adams_miide
tweet interactions that deserve hall of fame?
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A grandmother in Missouri is pushing for a new law that would require drunk drivers to pay child support if they kill a parent. (Bentley's Law)
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Me: *drinking from a soggy straw to save the planet*
World leaders:
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your daily reminder that Pharaoh Ramesses II's son (BCE 1280) was ancient egyptologist
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we’ll meet again and not in person but in everything you and i loved
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People are talking about this like it's a matter of keeping yourself entertained lmao you will be seeing the hatman by day 8
Redd@ReddCinema
1 year in here for 30 billion dollars you have no books, movies, phones, consoles, NOTHING. Can you do it?
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obsessed w this 1970’s sofa someone is selling on FB marketplace
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Today, the great Tom Toro made the insane decision to finally join Twitter. Spread the word and follow this absolute mad man.
Tom Toro@TTomTToro
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my father is bisexual so this is his shelf in his freezer that he only uses for chilling martini glasses. he will get mad and start yelling about how no one respects him if we put anything else up there.
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The look on her face is the look of every woman who’s ever thought a male was genuinely her friend until they showed her why they can never be true friends
ALUTHEDON@Mbakaza4L
When Duke Dennis got way too drunk and forgot Gio was lesbian for a sec😭
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Every guy who says he'd die for his family but won't wash a dish for them.
Become A Saint@BeSaintly
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you not even trying to give any sense of fish… i know a conservative plant when i see one
G R I F T Y@GriftReport
Furious woman confronts ‘transgender’ man wearing a bikini after he tried to go in a girls bathroom. “You’re not a woman. Get out. If you want to practice your transition you don’t do it at a young kids softball field.”
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LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
King Kyle 🤴🏽🎀@kyleskiki
Natalie Nunn was taking notes at the Claressa shields fight 😂
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her speaking from experience is killing me like she’s dead serious 😭😭
Info Charli xcx@infocharlixcx
Charli xcx about the Khia Asylum on Quenlin Blackwell’s Feeding Starving Celebrities Show: “I'm so happy to be out, but just because you left once doesn't mean you won't come back in"
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eu literalmente teria um surto psicotico
quão imprestavel e inútil vc tem que ser pra achar q seu próprio filho é uma obrigação momentânea sua pra quando a mãe não puder pegar e o maldito não cria conexão nenhuma com a criança parece um boneco
Hazel Appleyard@HazelAppleyard
Does he know it’s his baby too?????
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i’m DYING this is just 2 minutes of this man admitting he’s gay and his “GF” realizing it 😭
Melian Refugee@escapefrommelos
The "real world" ended at the start of the 20th century, we've just been living in Hell all along.
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