hermitcraft quotes

parkour parkour parkour, parkour, parkour parkour parkourrr, parkour. today’s forecast: parkour.

Congrats! You've been fired... and rehired to a lesser position! This includes a 24/7 full work schedule, that's 24 minutes a week, 7 weeks a year! Signing Bonus: Free Golden Apples!

JOEL: the question is: would you still love me if i was a worm? GEM: ..no.

slaying cubfan is actually a crime in the state of illinois so i would recommend against it.

ETHO: i would like to thank bdoubleo's mother. BDUBS: HEY!

GRIAN: ...so this is X-I-suma void, he does a lot of technical minecraft stuff and hermitcraft stuff. X: how did you say my name? GRIAN: uh. exzuma? X: you said— i could've sworn you said X-I-suma. GRIAN: ...nooooo. no.

<Renthedog> damages the environment <Renthedog> awful customer service <Renthedog> BOOOOOOOO

here, in horse killing civilization, no one chooses the wood axe. it's better to be safe and get the instant kill rather than risking your entire life to go for the axe and miss the crit, even if you keep the wood axe.

recreational spider spawning is actually one of the leading causes of motorcycle related death.

hermit baths on hermitcraft: another podcast hosted by a straight white male!

i'm not the hero this server deserves, i'm not the hero this server needs, but i'm the only one it's got.

RED: you were the lubricant that kept my gears turning. every time the sun came up in the morning i knew it was you that was sleeping the scary night away. i guess what i am trying to say is that i... i... i love you. BDUBS: i've always loved you too.

Hermit Permit Pledge ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The Permit office is good. The Permit office is great. The Permit office I love, this place is top rate! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

CUB: what’s that, skizz? ARMOR STAND: ... CUB: that’s true, that’s true.

<ZombieCleo> heya <Smallishbeans> ello <Smallishbeans> quick question, do you like minecraft xp? <Smallishbeans> yes or no is fine <ZombieCleo> not really <Smallishbeans> oh ok

that is the most lickable stamp i've ever seen! people are gonna be licking this stamp night and day!

SCAR: I OBJECT! DOC: ..on what basis? SCAR: ON THE OBJECTION BASIS! MUMBO: nice!

GRIAN: thank you for accepting the melon. the permit office thanks you for your journey. Grian was blown up by Grian ZombieCleo was blown up by Grian

oh! i thought that poison my body spider wouldn't poison MY body!

people resist change. it’s their nature.