Ali Koehler

What images were burned into your head while consuming media as a child? I’ll start with a few..

Dodgers pissing me all the way off. Apologies Conforto I’m sure you’re a nice guy but I hate you.

@MarkDuplass hi mark! Long time fan. The family of a girl I babysat for years lost everything in the Eaton fire. She has autism and this whole situation is obviously super destabilizing. If you could boost their Go Fund Me it would mean a lot gofundme.com/f/support-rebe…

I hope Kamala Harris upper decks the White House toilet and sets rats loose in the walls.

@charlybliss It’s so good

all four members of charly bliss have been enraptured by the music of This Is Lorelei

Tatis deserves trash thrown at his head

@justcuuper Racists were mad about Obama being president

I am 27. I’ve never participated in a non-Trump election. Those older and wiser than I — how the fuck did we get here?

@McDonalds heads up your app and site just show an error message if you try to send feedback. Came for hello kitty happy meals for my daughter and her friend and they’re only giving out Captain America toys even though they have hello kitty boxes and hello kitty toys on display

@atrupar There’s no way girls in other countries are going through puberty ages 16-19

RFK Jr, going on and on here about puberty for American girls, isn't gonna help Trump beat the weirdness charges

My daughter’s Furby just farted and said “phew! I need to change my fur”

He look like a racist Care Bear

Richard Simmons and Shelley Duvall dying in the same week is so on brand. Who will be the third?

Do I have any friends who can get me into Capitol Hill block party on Friday for Chappell roan?

@nicolesnyder Highly offensive

18-year-old client just told me “you look like you listen to tyler the creator and tame impala or some shit” 😔

@charlieLdavis HAHA

thank you aMARIAmee

AND I HOPE ITS SHITTY IN THE BLACK DOG

@BKdegreaser69 Thank Charlie for his service

i never thought i’d say this but ‘Florida is one hell of a drug’ #taylorswift #survivor46

There are so many poignant, beautiful scathing lyrics on the tortured poets department. The one I’m currently stuck on though is Rivulets descend my plastic smile“. My AP English ass is so delighted with this album.

@BKdegreaser69 Now this is some rhcp i fuck with

when ur teaching kids 2 shred but just heard Jeff’s bringing people back for Survivor 50 #survivor46 #RedHotChiliPeppers