Just you just me

The national honeydew melon association would like to remind you that continental breakfast is the most important meal of the day.

@zachking My son Seth used #dalle to ask for a cartoon image of you digging at the beach

How I feel when I go clubbing

Hard knowing that #dallemini is way funnier than I can ever be.

@OldManBayou @kellyrosenoonan @PerryVonVicious TBF, it’s not like CTE isn’t a possibility. It’s just that you managed to finish your matches whenever you’ve taken a hit.

@kellyrosenoonan @herobotic you guys had a gecko when we lived in Amherst, right?

@kellyrosenoonan @OldManBayou @PerryVonVicious I don’t recall how long we had him, but I do recall also frightening Jake with crickets in a bag.

@ClintonAVerner @PressHerald And we’ll never cow to those filthy northerners!

Where exactly is the York-Kittery border? After 370 years, a court is likely to decide pressherald.com/2022/04/24/bor…

@ClintonAVerner @ricocolantoni He does look like he could be the best part of anything he’s in.

@griffinmcelroy listening to you talk about Illusion of Gaia and I named my son Seth after the guy who becomes the whale.

@ClintonAVerner No I love Sutton Foster and have seen every episode. Just couldn’t remember it!

@ClintonAVerner What’s this from?

@internetalena who is your music supervisor and how can i appreciate them directly for the fabulous drops this season?

@EndlessJeopardy What are Tuvalemus?

you want something across the room but you’re too high to get off the couch

@ClintonAVerner Eating in New Orleans is the easiest thing to do. I once had one of the best things I’ve ever eaten in a random convenience store that just had a kitchen inside. Just go anywhere and order anything and it’s delicious.

@LizsSnackTips Absolutely same reaction.

@kellyrosenoonan I would probably post the entirety of Ellen and Ben by the Dismemberment Plan 😂

@PerryVonVicious SHOW YOUR FACE COWARD

I'm sorry. I'll try to do better.

First off, “no that’s not it” is a 100% goddamn perfect vaudeville response.

Seth: “What did the box say to the toilet?” Momma: “I don’t know, what?” Seth: “No that’s not it. It said YOU GOTTA POOP IT OUT, TOILET!”