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Hi I’m Christie. I’ll be along to offend you shortly.

I would rather walk barefoot on a carpet made out of Legos than go to my high school reunion.

Let’s go Sabres!

intelligent men are hot

@drdow13 I wish

@herprettybones I wish they released 44 balloons on your page so no one can see you!

You’re 44 years old. No one cares if you have Twitter birthday balloons.

@Luna_Brent 🙄😂😂😂 I can arrange it

@herprettybones I just hope it involves Law & Order because I really love watching that show.

When people ask me what I do for fun I’m like, I’m a mom. I run on fumes and am a personal life planner for my kids. Does that count as a hobby?

Hope the next viral trend is common sense

I get asked a lot why I don’t drink It's because I don't see the point It's not enjoyable, it's empty calories, and I end up feeling like shit My sleep, training, and productivity will be impacted There's just no value to me personally Anyone else relate to this?

@bushontheradio Yummmm

About to eat a whole pack of beetroot. Your thoughts on this please.

I sometimes don't like sharing certain music with people because it means so much to me and I get offended or hold it against them if they don't love it

@Luna_Brent Sure’ let’s do this

@herprettybones Can you plan my life because I'm not very good at it?

@TimB_072190 Haaa

@herprettybones Nope. It is a super hero!

@chrissheldon24 I love it now, trust me

@herprettybones It might not seem like a now, but you'll miss it's over

@Nick_Knack3347 Not a chance haha

@herprettybones They're dangerous you should probably stay away from them and let me handle this

Telling myself I deserve all of these. You suckers can’t dislike it yet!

@Mandarinnee Let’s kill half the ocean for a bowl of soup

Estoy obsesionada con los videos de la mujer que no tiene sentido de la proporción…

It’s almost that time again 🥰

White girls when there are giant angel wings painted on a building:

@Nick_Knack3347 Ummmm give me

A dislike button for your face.

@RavenBrood81 We’re shoe twins

*adds blood and a dash of insanity to my morning coffee* have a day