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Hi I’m Christie. I’ll be along to offend you shortly.

@bad_kvy_kv Yesssss

I’m so close to a four day weekend. I can taste the chlorine and BBQ already. Just kidding, it’s Buffalo and will probably rain for four days straight.

@WillHadlock3 Coffee on the deck

@herprettybones Almost there… what are you gonna do first?

@TxCrue22 Life has been ROUGH on this man lmao

The only thing shocking about this is that he’s only 33

@bad_kvy_kv Don’t die

@lguagliano1 @PartyWaffle Hahaha yes

@herprettybones @PartyWaffle Having kids IS the hobby. It’s called ‘Extreme Chaos Management’ — competitive sleep deprivation, live-action wrestling with tiny naked ninjas, and the high-stakes art of turning chicken nuggets into a Michelin-star experience. My other hobbies? They all surrendered…

You can either have young children, or you can have hobbies. You can't have both.

@MissCimato I want home games at home. At normal times.

@herprettybones I’m getting cooked for suggesting this lol

Exactly who wants this?

in bloom

I dont think id be near as much of a bitch if people fuckin listened the first time.

@chuckylektrik Hahaha that’s exactly what I picture 😆

@herprettybones "We've been trying to reach you for your extended car warranty !"

Don’t ever tell me my kid isn’t beautiful 😂😂😭😭😭😭

Being 43 is wild. People your age are living completely different lives. Some are grandparents. Some are raising toddlers. Some are newly divorced. Some are newly engaged. Some haven’t slept in three years. Some are in St. Tropez posting Aperol spritzes from a yacht. Some look 25. Some look like they personally remember the invention of Tupperware. Nobody got the same assignment.

@HELLSBELLS828 Peach

Pie lovers what’s your go to? Mine is blueberry, I love blueberry pie!!

Shirt, I mean shirt. But shit works too.

My new shit totally suits me.

@KC1035162430 Hahahaha it still works 😩 hahahaha

@herprettybones Great shit

@RealBobmills This entire weekend

We are straight up not having a great time.