The Other Herr Loeblich

@Strandjunker That was neither a joke nor a failure. It was a gesture of absolute dominance. Japan needs the Strait of Hormuz because 90% of its oil comes through there. Trump has shown: “Look. They can't do anything, even if I do SOMETHING like this. They HAVE to obey.”

When the Japanese live translation goes silent because the translators are too stunned to repeat your Pearl Harbor “joke” to the Japanese PM, you’ve officially reached a new level of diplomatic failure. Those seconds of silence were the most honest reaction of the day.

@osintPk Ok the message is now 6h old. Any news?

🚨 Something very interesting is happening in East Asia... A USAF RC-135S Cobra Ball flew along the Korean Peninsula. This aircraft is not normal, it is used to track ballistic missiles and monitor launches in real time. When Cobra Ball is active, it usually means someone is watching for missile activity. The timing right now makes this even more serious.

@johnbrown92082 @Daractenus With a good network and a switched-off conscience, you don't have to worry as much or think as hard anymore. That's incredibly convenient.

@herrloeblichDE @Daractenus Why are all the rich people fuckin morons? It's baffling, I work my ass off, and these people are some of the dumbest among us and fail upward into billions of dollars being stupid MF'ers.

"We had a plan across the administration. We unsanctioned Russian oil. In the coming days, we may unsanction the Iranian oil [...] in essence, we may be using the Iranian barrels against the Iranians." You need to eat a lot of glue to come up with this masterplan.

@j3lqingt0n came for the comments. wasnt disappointed

You just know that grip must be insane tbh

@clashreport Everyone on X: It's already out there, so we might as well share it 100,000 times for millions of people.

A French naval officer unknowingly revealed the location of the aircraft carrier Charles de Gaulle by sharing a public workout on the fitness app Strava. His run, recorded at sea, made it possible to pinpoint the carrier’s position in the Mediterranean near Cyprus. Although the carrier’s deployment was public, sharing its exact real-time location is a serious security risk. Source: Le Monde

@UpNorthOpinions @Daractenus i have the feeling that we'll never know

@herrloeblichDE @Daractenus I am 100% convinced that this is the moment he learned that Netanyahu is dead.

@coffeejones123 @Daractenus nobody knows

@herrloeblichDE @Daractenus What happened

@SteelneckSweden @anders_aslund you just use common sense

@herrloeblichDE @anders_aslund You just do a screenshot and then do a imagesearch on google to know if its true or false. This is false because Trump are not that smooth in the mouth.

How can anybody consider Trump sane enough to be US president?

@alphast @Daractenus

@herrloeblichDE @Daractenus Bessent is such an insufferable cretin. Pathetic worm and so annoying one would buy him just to beat him.

It is written in the Bible that Israel will be attacked by enemies from the north and east, and that everyone will be against them. Shortly before they are destroyed entirely, God will come to help them. But the Third Temple must be built and destroyed first. I wonder what the Third Temple might refer to, and whether it has already been built and is about to be destroyed. Could it be a metaphorical temple, like the Freemasons' Temple of Humanity? We don't know.

This is all going to be rewritten one day as poor little “Israel” attacked by its neighbours 😭😭😭😭 We know better. Makes you question everything over the past 80 years, doesn’t it?

@GlobalDiss but shes kinda cute

🚨🇪🇺 Kaja Kallas reacting to Hormuz: “Oh, shi…” She’s such an embarrassment. This is who’s running things in the EU. She’d do everyone a favor by just keeping her mouth shut.

@clashreport wow i didnt know the make blind and deaf people prime ministers

Japan’s Prime Minister Sanae Takaichi: Only Donald Trump can achieve peace across the world.

He said 95% already, days ago...

@canada_kat_ @anders_aslund this is why there are different font sizes and no date and time stamp so you cant look it up. The simplest debunking rules apply here without having to check whether it's true.

@anders_aslund Grok: Fact-checkers (Snopes, Lead Stories, etc.) and multiple sources rated it fake back in December 2025 when it went viral.

@OunkaOnX the first couple of seconds i thought: "dude, why the pointy hat though?!"

Qatar's PM: "This war needs to stop immediately. Everyone knows who the main beneficiary of this war is." Qatar's PM told the world, this war serves someone's interests. And that someone is not in Tehran, Washington, or Doha — it's in Tel Aviv.

@Nostre_damus "the greatest military in the world"

Now that Iran has proved it can hold it's own against the greatest military in the world for 3 weeks expect greatly increased military and economic aid from Russia and China

"We unsanctioned Russian oil ... in the coming days, we may unsanction the Iranian oil that's on the water," Bessent. In other words, Iran would be able to sell their oil at a premium, rather than send it at a discount to China, but Bessent claims they are going to use Iranian oil as a weapon against Iran, to keep the prices down. Trump's compadres continue to make Dubya administration look like a very competent bunch, when it comes to wars in the Middle East.

@TrungTPhan I like how you actually never see one of those guys eat their product. You them them bite it. Chew a bit, then it's cut. Always. Where it the one-take whre you ACTUALLY SEE THEM EAT THE STUFF!

Costco CEO Ron Vachris did the “CEO eats his own product” challenge by destroying a hot dog (and confirms the Costco hot dog combo is staying at $1.50 forever). Legend.