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It should also reflect the company's values, so candidates can ask "what part of your sea chanty best reflects your management style" and managers have to be ready with an answer.

There is also a haunting arrangement in a minor key sung by a chosen representative when someone quits.

Startups should have a song that is sung as a group at the beginning or end of all hands (like a national anthem). But they are all sea chanties.

Has anyone ever actually won a chicken dinner?

Are they actually measuring, or did they just go ahead and hard code docker right into the top of that menu.

I don't know what a LUNA is and at this point I'm too afraid to ask.

When and how did hat dropping become a measure of quickness? Was there a point in history when hats dropped more suddenly than today?

🤔how much of Sonic's (the ISP) marketing budget is earmarked for straight up cruelty. They know they don't serve my area, why they gotta tell me they be faster and cheaper.

It's been a minute since US policy was the dumbest thing happening around the world. Thank you supreme court for getting us back in the game.

I want someone to figure out the carbon impact of all our CI/CD pipelines. Then I could skip integration tests for the environment.

For a minute I thought I accidentally ordered all left foot socks. They were large. Why did I think they would have an all left option?

Normalize box wine. It's a better distribution vessel in every way.

Happy Easter! The only major holiday that celebrates a zombie.

Just learned NFT is NOT the result of one of those myers brigs personality tests.

A "no knead" bread recipe that uses a starter, levain, autolyse, proofing basket, and overnight cold ferment is missing the point.

"Surprising COVID-19 Strategy: Reduce Economic Damage and Deaths Simultaneously" youtube.com/watch?v=NuNrkG… I analyze pandemic as a feedback system and show the policy frontier is concave down. Counterintuitive! There is no tradeoff between saving lives & reducing economic damage.

Modeling pandemic response as a feedback control system, where policy/public behavior affects infection rate, shows that reducing R0 below 0.9 reduces deaths *and* economic damage. The video explains this really well: youtube.com/watch?v=NuNrkG…

I just earned the 'Newbie' badge on @untappd! untp.beer/s/b115127920

Beer is da bomb - Drinking a Racer 5 IPA® by @bearrepublic - untp.beer/s/c309317071

Downtime issues @Hipchat used to be waaay more acceptable before Slack existed. Switching over might be a good weekend activity.