Zalgo

𝘉𝘌𝘌𝘕 𝘛𝘖 𝘏𝘌𝘓𝘓 - Zalgo, The Ultimate Evil - Manifestation of The Apocalypse - 18+ content ahead, you've been warned - human-form info below -written by @Chickenmanism 𝙄 𝘾𝘼𝙉 𝙎𝙃𝙊𝙒 𝙔𝙊𝙐 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝘿𝙀𝙑𝙄𝙇

[ OOC : idk if I ever promoted them but please go follow my EMH / slenderverse OC!!

Zalgo waiting for his mortal minion to get reinstated as a master in Chaldea.

No seriously what are these questions Chaldea puts people through? 'What is your mother's maiden name?' 'What type of dog did you or do you own?' These are questions to recover a damned password!

". . . These tests at Chaldea are foolish, my mortal minion. I'm sure they won't notice your sudden. . . Approval." Plans forever accumulating and moving. It would seem he needs to in some way connect with that throne they use.

No, like an actual do-- HOW DID YOU GET ONTO THIS SHIP, LAZARI!?

That one looks as though they are on a watchlist. . . Ah. That one. B i n g o.

. . . Is that a half dog half human?

No not that one, that one looks rather to be a hedonist than an ally, that one looks emotionally fragile. . . That one looks of you poke them they die. . . No. . No. . No.

Sometimes he admires his avatar's compitence. And then there are days like this. He needs to get it an ally.

(( when I say this man is a weapons nerd, I mean it. He would probably make a sword blindfolded.

((hello fellow creepypasta writers My Zalgo is currently being used for a Fate SL, but dw. He'll be back to destroy your planet.

(( There really isn't much a knight of war and destroyer of universes can do other than Just getting back to it I guess!

He has just checked on his avatar in another dimension. "WHAT DO YOU M E A N YOU'RE TRAPPED IN A BUCKET!?"

Anything in that facility is thine foe.

And if. . . I F you run into this broken shell of a toy. . . Break him further.

And who is this interloper? A sad broken toy, looking for a happy ending he will never fulfill. My avatar? Take a break.

Do you think he has time for this "festive" malarkey? He has a planet to go dump off souls at, and he's waiting for an answer of his daughter's "friend" on his ship.

Blink blink. If she was expecting him to even be fazed is cute. Stupid. But cute.

". . . Is that Japanese you spoke?"

"IF I HAVE TO WEILD YOU INSUFFERABLE DREGS TO THE ENGI--" He roared as he marched his way down, only to find Krystal in their Christmas getup and a giant sack full of gods know what. "AND NOW THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING ON THIS SHIP!?"