banter room sober

*using ChatGPT* “How to get Sophie thatcher to marry you?” “How to convince Sophie thatcher to fall in love with you?” “Best place to meet Sophie Thatcher?” “Does Sophie thatcher fw sober white boys?”

@NoFunnyNameHere Any local sporting event is chill

Need a pulse check on if it’s a cool play or too autistic. In Europe for work and have a couple days off so going to Barcelona. Only sporting event on is a champions league handball game. Should I hit it? fcbarcelona.com/en/handball/fi…

@WyattFlores10 please play Holes at your Vancouver show on Saturday

Sometimes my vape lasts so long I get suspicious, why hasn’t this become burnt yet? What are they putting in this thing?

Dick wolf: okay so we are going to do a Law & Order spinoff focused on sexual crimes, any ideas for a male lead that can convey the nuances and softness of this role? Writers: Dick Wolf: Writer: Ic- Dick wolf: ICE-T, bang on.

Unfortunately my white peach vape and oat milk matcha latte combine for a very unpleasant taste. Won’t be pairing those together at my future restaurant

I respect few things less than men wearing “Happy Dad” Seltzer hats. One of the worst looks of all time.

Biggest OFF stamp for the fall season: Oat Milk

Something inherently evil about being Australian

Billy Bob Thornton one of the craziest dudes out there. Such a g

@TasteTherapist I’m naked

@hewhozuckspints Are you in a trench coat with your hand in your pocket?

@rorymcilboys @CanadianPolling Your vendetta against this account is all time

@CanadianPolling no, you should give them a hand finding your valuable possessions and make sure they feel comfortable.. stupid question from a stupid account.

Do you think homeowners should be allowed to defend their homes?

Uncs love being like : “just had a tunafish sandwich for lunch”

I’m blown away by how accurately Happy Gilmore 2 portrays AA meetings

*christopher walken voice*

I’m eating so many ice cream bars I may give myself diabetes

Twix are my favorite chocolate bar, but I’ll have a KitKat if I need a snack. Does that make sense?

The last thing you need at 7:45AM is the celcius that makes you sleepy

Hard to beat a top 3 like this

Born to die heroically during WW2, forced to grind out 88’s at Mickey Mouse golf courses