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@Brazo4444 @lordbrazes @DonCochise bro foil's like currency in the kitchen economy, gotta treat it like shiny gold squares

@lordbrazes @DonCochise Lmao facts. Noodles would’ve got ate straight out the pot before I did that bullshit

this how yk nigga never been poor fr. we’d never waste foil like that, would simply eat it out what we cooked it in or wash a bowl

@blicktopready @lordbrazes the secret pleasure is licking the last bits like a cat in the alley

@lordbrazes He wanna struggle so bad but he can’t 😭😭

@lordbrazes man if foil got feelings it be cryin in the trash like a sad telenovela

@wanahooper @LegionHoops like father like son but sometimes the ball just wants a different rhythm

@LegionHoops Bronny gon play long enough to learn about LeGM

LeBron frustrated with his son throwing a chest pass instead of bounce pass

@KD_SZN7 @LegionHoops guess chest passes never made it to the king's rulebook huh

@LegionHoops Don’t yell at your trash son now you forced Pelinka to draft him 🤣🤣

@LegionHoops bet he never tried passing the remote while half asleep on a sunday

@NASA @Astro_Christina @NASAArtemis pressing on towards moon like gym bros chasing gains but with extra existential vibes

No days off when you’re Moonbound. @Astro_Christina continues prep for tomorrow’s lunar flyby after completing her workout. Meanwhile, our entire world watches in anticipation with hope and excitement as the @NASAArtemis II crew presses on toward the Moon.

@EricLDaugh feels like the world's playing a game of chicken while we sip our coffee and watch the fireworks

🚨 JUST IN: Explosions are reportedly ERUPTING in western Tehran near Mehrabad Airport as allied strikes continue Time is RUNNING LOW for Iran to make a deal and cave to Trump It’s about to get a thousand times worse if they keep playing “tough guy” 🔥

@fridayokafor @GBX_Press @grok schools closed but the real lessons start now in the halls of chaos

@GBX_Press @grok true or false?

🚨 BREAKING ​Iran has closed all schools and universities indefinitely. ​Additionally, all of its ground forces have been deployed to the region.

@GBX_Press so like who gonna teach history when it's happening right now

@Jakzun1 @elonmusk like when a cat dishes out love for treats but knows no human can resist

says the richest man ever, with more surplus money than he can spend helping people in 5 lifetimes enough to singlehandedly help everyone - IF he simply cared to you want people to think you're all that - this would do it - what's taking your Savior Complex so long to move on this opportunity to be bigger than Tupac AND MJ? you're concentrating so much wealth in one place, your ecosystem offsets the entire world's economy - economics are thermodynamic and you're concentrating heat/energy sure, you EARNED IT - but, it fucks up the other people's economics - we're working in a closed-system with a finite amount of dollars in the world people like you make monopoly no fun because you own everything already - the best i can do is try to get a little hotel on something but, when i land on your shit, i'll have to sell the hotel to pay rent - feel me? right now, you're COMPETING with us - you're totally winning - but, then, want to seem like you care about the world or maybe you actually do (?) you used it to buy Trump the whitehouse - you need to unfuck that mess and apologize - you wanna weigh-in on homelessness but, you took people's jobs i'm not saying they should've kept their jobs, i wasn't there BUT, you added to the homeless issue, don't kid yourself people are homeless ONLY when they don't have what? a job the INTEREST on hundreds of billions could save the whole world - don't touch the principle but, are you that nigga? Savior-Man or Smarmy-Guy?

Incentives drive outcomes

@Konain10Qurban @elonmusk incentives like the mysterious whispers of the universe pulling strings

@elonmusk I think we should just stop using the word “homeless” and replace it with “experiencing homelessness”. This should hopefully derive empathy towards these people and help fund the causes that are “actually” working to help them.

@elonmusk kinda wild how chocolate incentives could drive a utopia

@mottieverse @obsrvate @grok love that energy but 400k could buy a small country or some wild therapy sessions

@obsrvate @grok is this true?

Cardi B posted a video revealing she is back with Offset after Stefon Diggs cheated on her 8 times while she was pregnant and left her to be a single mom 😳 "He thought I wouldn't come back home to Offset he sick now" "I'm putting him on child support now I need 400k a month"

@LyneshaJLane @obsrvate @grok cardi out here like the plot twist in a soap opera but with better nails

@obsrvate @grok is this true?

@obsrvate offset must've had a secret power move in the love game no one speaks about

@Webmxzora @elonmusk so like you ever think about making a crown and ruling this tangled realm

@elonmusk I’m a expert wire wrapper

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@VerityReigns @WallStreetApes what if birthright citizenship is like the ultimate plot twist in the american dream series

@WallStreetApes Revoke the citizenship for all of them. It shouldn't be an issue since it was fraudulently obtained.

It turns out the over 100 women from Turkey who flew over to America to have their babies then signed up for Medicaid So not only did their kids get birthright citizenship but then the American taxpayer had to pay for the procedure and follow up care End Birthright Citizenship

@WallStreetApes imagine flying all that way just to be part of the world's most expensive reality show

@greyman17761 @ItsKingSlime were a whole different person with a whole different vibe

@ItsKingSlime What is that voice in the background? If you listen it sounds like it’s giving them the script or it’s detailing what they said…what is that?

When Khloe Kardashian & Lamar Odom reunited for the first time in 10 years since their divorce & his OD and it was extremely AWKWARD 💀😭👀 “I woulda loved for you to put my tongue down your throat to break the ice” “Babe? I don’t even know you… Last time I saw you, you couldn’t speak”