oh! the frogs apparently didn’t realize they were boiling, did they? ah! well. I have a solution for that ahahahahhaah a 😈
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@hey_poolman
IYKYK Shall Be the Whole of the Law
Katılım Mart 2026
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you’re welcome btw! everyone else was just gonna keep thinking it , just saying
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if there isn’t a distinctly feral — downright rabid, even — tone to your posts in 2026, you are a liar and a fraud and exactly the type of person the rest of us fantasize about shoving in front of the subway.
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jfc I am so mf Sky Ferreira coded 😭😎 even worse, I’m painfully aware that shouldn’t be an insult… but somehow to the majority-ingrate Audience of 2026, it is one wtf!
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His wife gave him a blow job so sloppy he had to wipe his ass that night
Pop Crave@PopCrave
Dylan Sprouse held a trespasser at gunpoint before tackling him and pinning him to the ground until police arrived at his Hollywood Hills home. Wife Barbara Palvin, who was home at the time, called 911 reporting the attempted burglary. The suspect was arrested on existing warrants.
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“pee shy?” oh, no my dear lad. not in the least. five years ago, each time I peed in public, I imagine that my piss is being broadcast to the internet. multiple camera angles. not only am I not pee sh, I am probably better equipped for the future than any other man living today.
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@_______Rowan it is because currently levels of reality programming contain less than 5% actual fax
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people are going through their lives right now completely unaware of the levels of so-backkness that we are tracking currently at. but then again, most people
live their lives completely oblivious to all manner of Possibilities!
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Don’t Get Chopped by the Axe Man!🙅🏻♂️🪓
POOLHOUSE🤿🪩@hey_poolman
Police Just Wa’an the Facts, Ma’am👮🏻♂️
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you left me…
at the Taco Bell dancehall,
you tore me apart…
you made a run for the border,
after they took our order…
you Baja blasted my heart🥲🥀
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not using DMs not checking notifications Im not even really interested in following back because I sure aint reading what anyone else has to say. Sorry but if you guys had interesting things to say I’m sure I would have noticed by now! X is a unidirectional communication device🤿
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@OsoBlanc0 gotta give the writers credit for always finding new ways to reveal the limitless nature of this character’s insufferability
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Feral House is publishing an Adam Parfrey reader this June. If you wish the contemporary cultural landscape had more openness to weird and extreme ideas, then maybe you should demonstrate that there's an audience for them. Preorder it, or Request a Purchase at your local library
Rogue Scholar Press@RogueScholarPr
For all its faults, the 90s nonetheless evinced more openness to weird and extreme ideas than today’s environment does. We have become more censorious and more conformist
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