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These are the voice notes I feel Marc and Amanda would have if they were from Dublin 😂

I got a beach house in Sandymount I’m probably gonna hurt your feelings

One thing about me is that I’ll start a message with ‘firstly’ and go on a tangent and forget about secondly

BeReal is gonna be at 8 tonight 🔮

The end times are here

@FKAWineOClock Hit the slay button!!

🏖️👬🏻

Irish people hanging up the phone

What am I wearing? Oh just jeans and a nice vers top x

The murder of 18-year-old Lily Sullivan by Lewis Haines has not prompted a huge amount of coverage, but the sheer casualness of this 31-year-old man's evil is terrifying. A man who killed a woman because she rejected him. These are the words read in court from Lily's mum Anna:

Don’t speak to me unless you’ve listened to Hold Me Closer at least 26 times today

@surrahtonin Christmas starts earlier every year

buck’s fizz and donut breakfast in work this morning 😌😌😌

I hope strawberries go back to their roots and play disco music tonight 🤞

Brita filtered water is unmatched

You’d miss Whitney x

BeReal when you BeReal when you post within post 1 second 2 minutes over

@surrahtonin Do you think they have a secret code or sentence they use to confirm they’re talking to the right spouse?

something extremely unsettling about this

The whole cast should not return so you’d all shut up permanently

@seanpender_ That’s exactly it! I wanna recreate it

I hate this video so much, but I have to watch it whenever it appears on the timeline