Explain It Like I'm Five

@Mets Hah you're still losing! Geez

After review, OUT!

@NRL Well played Ref What a shit administration running this

The Roosters are on today! ♨ #NRLRoostersRaiders

wtf bunker #NRLRoostersRaiders

I think most people like the warriors as their second team. But just get rid of Nicoll-Klokstad he is an absolute fuckwit of a human #NRLSouthsWarriors

A wild ending to Q1 in Barcelona sees shock exits for Sainz and Tsunoda! 😱 #F1 #SpanishGP

@F1 How bout Lawson hey...

SAINZ AND TSUNODA OUT! Here's your Q1 eliminations ❌⬇️ 16. Hulkenberg 17. Ocon 18. Sainz 19. Colapinto 20. Tsunoda #F1 #SpanishGP

Knights getting absolutely screwed by this ref #NRLDragonsKnights

Ange Postecoglou driving through London when he gets back Sections of the English press going to be utterly distraught he’s won Spurs a Trophy 🏆😂

Ange with an all-timer display of aura farming. Historical display steadfastness. Ange PosteCHADlu. x.com/halftime54/sta…

@I_am_da_BOM Lol sweetheart you're an idiot

How does that try stand when Hughes took Kennedy out off the ball?? #NRLSharksStorm

@chadtownsend10 Quiet racist Chad Go fuck yourself

Is that sweet what Trell Mit did at the end of the game?

Might be nice to let the other kids play at some point #nrlknightstitans

The Earth is flat.

@F1 Dum cunts

Colapinto is back on the grid in new colours... Vamos, Franco! 🇦🇷 #F1

No we can not explain like a five year old why the knights suck so bad #NRLKnightsSharks

On our site we block profanity and send an explainer on how to speak to a 5 year old. Congratulations to those that have been testing and found blow job had snack through

Wi-Fi is like MAGIC! 🪄 Did you know it’s just invisible waves carrying your cat videos? 😺 Imagine tiny messengers running super fast through the air, delivering your games and shows from a router to your phone. No wires needed!

@F1 They planned for it. 5 seconds is no problem

🚨 Stewards have handed Lando Norris a five-second penalty for that infringement at the race start #F1 #BahrainGP

Ref is not the blame. Hunt could have scored. And just watch every kick return from walsh. Watches the ball bounce until he's ready to pick it up. #NRLBroncosRoosters

@SydneyFC Is that the excuse?

First half action in the heat of Singapore on the artificial pitch. #WeAreSydney | #ACLTwo | #LCSvSYD | ⚪️ 1-0 🔵