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I cant stop laughing 🤣 because I can totally relate! M&S is elite 💎

If I woke up 20 pounds overweight and needed to lose it by summer, here is exactly what I’d do (let's make this easy):

Things I have learned from the movies" Having watched hundreds of movies, they have taught me many things that I would like to share with you today: 1. If being chased through town, you can usually take cover in a passing St Patrick's Day parade - at any time of the year. 2. All beds have special L-shaped top sheets that reach up to armpit level on a woman but only waist level on the man lying beside her. 3. All grocery shopping bags contain at least one stick of French bread. 4. Once applied, lipstick will never rub off - even while scuba diving. 5. The ventilation system of any building is a perfect hiding place. No one will ever think of looking for you in there and you can travel to any other part of the building without difficulty. 6. Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German officer, it will not be necessary to speak the language. A German accent will do. 7. The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window of any building in Paris. 8. A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds. 9. When paying for a taxi, never look at your wallet as you take out a note - just grab one at random and hand it over. It will always be the exact fare. 10. If you lose a hand, it will cause the stump of your arm to grow by 15cm. 11. Mothers routinely cook eggs, bacon and waffles for their family every morning, even though the husband and children never have time to eat them. 12. Cars and trucks that crash will almost always burst into flames. 13. A single match will be sufficient to light up a room the size of a football stadium. 14. Medieval peasants had perfect teeth. 15. All single women have a cat. 16. Any person waking from a nightmare will sit bolt upright and pant. 17. One man shooting at 20 men has a better chance of killing them all than 20 men firing at one. 18. Creepy music coming from a graveyard should always be closely investigated. 19. Most people keep a scrapbook of newspaper cuttings - especially if any of their family or friends has died in a strange boating accident. 20. It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts - your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessor. 21. During a very emotional confrontation, instead of facing the person you are speaking to, it is customary to stand behind them and talk to their back. 22. When you turn out the light to go to bed, everything in your room will still be clearly visible, just slightly bluish. 23. Dogs always know who's bad and will naturally bark at them. 24. When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English to each other. 25. Rather than wasting bullets, megalomaniacs prefer to kill their arch-enemies using complicated machinery involving fuses, pulley systems, deadly gases, lasers and man eating sharks that will allow their captives at least 20 minutes to escape. 26. Having a job of any kind will make all fathers forget their son's eighth birthday. 27. All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red readouts so you know exactly when they're going to go off. 28. It is always possible to park directly outside the building you are visiting. 29. A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty. 30. If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will know all the steps.

@Crockett1120 The tribute one after his death.

x.com/Crockett1120/s… For everyone in the chat who keep mentioning the 80's Favorite Black Lab Ubu. 📺🎞️🍿

How many of you grew up with Stephen J Cannell at his Typewriter at the end of your favorite TV shows? 📺🎞️🍿

I just cannot…Madgwick and the arm thing…it’s just too annoying 💪🏻 #universitychallenge

I’d love to be a fly on the wall for Ben and Cats conversation during the break, after interviews like that. #thismorning

@toys_retro Terry towelling!! A much underused fabric nowadays! Super comfy!

Again, on Claudia W chat show: heard no chat, seen no posts about it, no BBC “viral” clips and no adverts.

@RealDeniseWelch @elonmusk THIS!!

@elonmusk Hi Elon Could you possibly invent a quiet leaf blower? Yours, Denise xx

My idea of a good time is working with amazing engineers to create incredible technology 🤩 The Tesla chip research fab will have all the machines needed to do logic, memory, packing & masks in one building for a lightning fast development cycle. Heaven 💫

@hevvvvv_ 😆😆😆

Scott Mills, Denise Welch vs. Brent Council, the great kitkat heist. What a fantastic day to have internet access

Duvet perfection x.com/fluxfolio_/sta…

@MindfulDIY LOVE all these!!!!

Fun creative ideas for hosting!

@i_khaleel_10 @Aartworlld Turns out he’s actually Sue Perkins

@Aartworlld To those that don’t want watch till end

Totally true 😂

Is this guy just going to point at everything and tell us what it is?…. #aplaceinthesun