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@MuheenatB @Msmenalicious You know ball!

@Msmenalicious I actually pour my veggies into the rice. But I fry the raw rice before pouring in my stock and water to cook. And it has never gone bad

I've noticed once you are making fried rice and you fry the rice inside the ingredients, it doesn't go sour. But when you pour the ingredients inside the rice without frying it, it gets sour fast.

@AiWithIqra Move on!

If someone is ignoring you, try this psychological move. Save this… you might need it one day. When they suddenly stop replying, send this:

@SauceKiki Avoid styling gel. Condition your scalp and the root of your hair from time to time.

The Hair loss that Comes with Knotless Braids is Ridiculous 😩

@real_Ifyarts Do not type this shit, ever again. Are we clear? 😕

I think people pretend to like vita milk

@kena_ewuru What again? 😂

I really don’t know what else you want from life. You were the best graduating student in your time in uni while also being the leader of the deadliest cult group in the same school. You also now double as a Doctor and part time playboy. What else do you want from life? 🤨

@SeduceCleopatra Better move on with your life.

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@fonaa_ @xoreniii Your name! You’re a beaut.

Full look!

@bigmanotrouble @Officialsammo My absolute favorite. 🥹

OG’s know digestive was always the backup. A wannabe babe. Speedy was top tier.

@ola_bukun @Ridhi_Diaries Speak for yourself

@Ridhi_Diaries This is not a good comeback. No one wants to press keypad

Nokia has made there comeback ❤️>

If you’re Nigerian and you didn’t drop litter in your environment today, like & RT. I want to check something.

@AdedoyinOo99252 @justmercy__ Imbecile.

@justmercy__ Why where you there in the firdt place during your period an you know men love sex Let me teach you a trick on way to do next time When ever you are visiting next time and he must do,buy alot of white vtc and lock It will delayed your period or stop it for a moment

I once had a fight with my then-boyfriend (now ex), because I refused to have s£x with him one night. The most annoying part was that I was on my period, but he insisted I was just wearing a pad to deceive him. I got really upset and, out of anger, spoke to him harshly. He responded by slapping me, and it escalated into a full fight. He injured me badly that night, and I ended up destroying most of his valuables. His neighbors eventually intervened, and I slept at one of their houses. I left the next morning and blocked him everywhere. He was just a dog, and I don’t understand why some men act like they’ll d!e without s£x.

Great storyline. Poor Acting.

Violence against women is never acceptable. We demand accountability, support for survivors, and real justice. Stand with women. Stand against abuse. 💜

@D_Unchained1 @arrakunrin 🤔

@arrakunrin E don happen to my guy too, but he tell me say, after he don take break for like 2-3 days, the next time he do am, everywhere burst

My guy don fuck till he begin shoot blanks btw. Like, if him ejaculate, nothing dey comot again Na just air

@KeruboSk 😂😂😂😂

I once applied for a receptionist job and somehow ended up in an interview for “Junior Data Strategist.” I didn’t even know what that meant. The interviewer said, “Tell us about your experience with analytics.” I panicked and said, “I’m very analytical in life.” He nodded. “Can you elaborate?” I said, “I overthink everything.” He wrote that down. Then he asked, “What tools are you familiar with?” I said, “Google.” Silence. I followed up with, “And vibes.” For some reason they loved that. One of them said, “Fresh perspective.” They offered me a second interview. I went home and Googled what a data strategist does. I withdrew my application the next morning. Turns out boldness will open doors, but wisdom is knowing which rooms you actually belong in.

@jarloti @bunmola2010 @workof_Godd @AsakyGRN I like you. 😂

@bunmola2010 @workof_Godd @AsakyGRN What foolishness is that?They went out to have a simple meal to not stroke the ego of a fool who wants to be in their pants. If he wants one he knows where to find them.

“My sister and I once went to a restaurant in Ikoyi, Lagos. When we asked for the bill, the waiter told us that some gentlemen had already paid for our meal. We looked at them, nodded and say thank you. We stayed a few more minutes to take pictures, but about 10 minutes later, the waiter returned and said the men wanted us to pay the bill ourselves since we didn’t come over to their table. Men can be funny. They try to weaponize their provision. We’re not even broke.” — Lady says.

@seun_fx @Adedamohlarr I have news for you.

@Adedamohlarr Well the good part to it now is that, by the time she went for documentation with LGI, even if she's to be reposted it will be in that same local government.

Someone got a request letter from her PPA before camp and when she got back from camp,same PPA rejected her 😂😂😭😭??

@kunle_kenny Me too!

“Maggie McPherson for the defence, your honour!” I Screamed!!!! #LincolnLawyer

@SadiqMaunde There was a time you could buy 2 eggs for N25. 😪

I miss when egg used to be N20. 😭

@Ohiodongaldo Egbe me wo we, Sister mwen? Avbe penny pinching wives.

"Na why side chick dey go well. Person leave house with you to get "non-house" experience. You carry house food follow body. 🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️"