Dan Ray

Twitter: where I get uncomfortably honest and tell the world my innermost thoughts. welcome to the show

@deefizzy it slams sonically but the lyrics are a watered down protest track

what'd you guys think of the new paramore song

who’s writing jesse palmers lines

for months I have been struggling to communicate to doctors that there’s something wrong with me. all my tests are “perfect.”

I’ll never understand dog people

me when I write a really good song but all of the people I want to sing it to are asleep

@Carlc_LFB it's the best when that happens

Last night, someone who Id never met before recognized me because they knew my music. Never happened before. Super cool also very surreal.

@maloobee yes

Wow just had the wildest time in Louisiana and I’m friggin hooked!! Do I move to the south??

@ohhijasminehere hit me

shayne from #LoveIsBlind looks like a fish that ran into a sea witch that put him in a human skin and he washed ashore and wound up on this show

gabby 4 bachelorette

I hope the women on the bachelor revolt and marry each other instead of Clayton

this week’s bachelor is weeeeeeeeeird

I’m just sitting here watching the Olympics crying whenever anyone misses a jump or looks happy at all

the PMS depression is strong today where are my comfy pants and chocolate

@asana why would i ever want to organize my tasks by anything other than due date? why is "task name" the default??

@hellotushy a nice understated baked penne #TUSHYSuperBowel

subbing at a high school today and the kids thought I was a student so good news I still look young

@hellotushy OMG

We're serious. You could win $10K if you send us your post-big game poop on Super Bowel Monday. Bonus points if you tell us what food it used to be. 👀 #TUSHYSuperBowel

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