jess b 🖤✌🏼🏈☁️

this is how woah vicky tweets

Can't get over this 😭

Holdin mamas tail so i don’t get lost,,,

That’s why I fucked your bitch you fat motherfucker

Let’s make this Texas Roadhouse into a Texas roadhome

An enterprising young fan keeping score at tonight's Phillies-Pirates game

John Travolta seeing everyone talk about his new hat

Just a few of the familiar faces that will be in the house tonight. 😁 #GuardsBall

Literally yesterday my mom and I were at the nursery and she mentioned growing strawberries. I was all “nah I prefer the giant ones from Kroger with all the chemicals on them” 🫤👍🏻

me deciding if i should dress like a girl or Adam Sandler today..

Elmo was feeling a little homesick when he was in town, so Mr. Bryce Harper helped show him Philly is a lot like Sesame Street 🤗

Jesus Christ.

handwritten notes are terrifying bc they are proof someone loved you enough to sit still and choose every word carefully. most people don't realize what they're holding until it's gone. i hope someday i give one to someone who reads it with the same love in which i wrote it.

(sexting) Hi i really like how your eyes light up when you smile

not to be a flirt but maybe we can find out wtf your problem is over dinner sometime

fun fact about me, I will go & do anything by myself

A beautiful woman with soft hands like me should never have to know how to create a pivot table in excel