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I’m so sad to hear that Michael Gambon has died. He was hugely amusing, and such a tremendous guest, we even named a corner after him.

type of shit i been on

let me get this straight... I'm supposed to let the soft animal of my body love what it loves? the same body that's keeping the fucking score???

🚨🚨babe wake up the USPS just dropped strega nona forever stamps 🚨🚨

every single one of my friends will get a bone from my skeleton when i die

you ever just have one of those days?

We have to keep dissing the Nazis all the time.

@jimmylanyard @RogersWork @DaniNMills @eatmyassedhole @DadShammdad enjoyed this journey

@RogersWork @DaniNMills @eatmyassedhole @DadShammdad Thank you for holding me accountable

The number one best tip I have for anyone dealing with chronic illness is to make your health binder. I’m waiting in the lobby at urgent care, and I swear, even when the intake nurses see it, they treat me so differently.

me to all y’all as we wait for twitter to collapse

@PickelsNpopcorn nah, you’re just fine! i’m always denying their request personally. if i wanted to be buds on the internet, i would have added you 🙃

@joncoopertweets ugh

I'm curious. Which famous person did you feel the most grief for after you found out they died?

@proctor_leigh @Booker4KY one dude knows what’s good for the people in an entire state? what?

@Booker4KY Isn’t your attorney general pleading to your Supreme Court to null and void this vote, cause he knows what is better for the people of Kentucky?? I heard this from someone in Kentucky this morning.

For those who want to count Kentucky out, let me remind you that the people of Kentucky just defeated a big government ballot measure that would have essentially banned all abortion. We will win our future. The work continues.

Two things are very true: 1) Elon Musk’s management of Twitter is terrible 2) Fake Eli Lilly is right - Insulin should be free

i took a little trip. to the school down the road. and waited very patiently. as the human checked some boxes. to try and change the world

Conservatives think drag queens turn kids guy but it’s actually these two who turn kids gay

Old man just walked in here and said “Do me a favor… if it rains this weekend try not to get wet because sugar melts” SOMEBODY COME GET THEY GRANDDAD BEFORE HE GET FU-

what i lack in sex appeal i make up for in silliness

this is the sweetest thing 🥹