sally ✨

KISS KISS GO EXTINCT

Joe Kelly has announced the end of his playing career after 13 seasons with the Cardinals, Red Sox, Dodgers and White Sox. Kelly appeared in three World Series, pitching to a 2.03 ERA and winning championships with the 2018 Red Sox and 2020 Dodgers.

So, @FieldMuseum, everyone gets a Santa hat except me, huh? And I'm just supposed to be grateful because I "have my own suite" and am "objectively cooler than the other fossils," right? Wrong. Put the hat on or I'll eat a class field trip.

Wooper Snowboarding ❄️ (He's about to do a sickk flip)

traffic on my way home from work already sucks, but now i also have to see y’all be spelled wrong for the foreseeable future

😭🎉 so happy to see @phantomplanet again

Exactlyyy

Shoutout to that one seagull locked in on the Conclave proceedings

Murder Mystery Podcast!

Happy day of folly

huge news from my fridge: realized no one can stop me from putting ribena in sprite, so my fun little drinks just got an upgrade

I do know one thing… 🙏🔥🍾

If you can’t You don’t handle me deserve me at at my worst my other worst

I would not waste away in margaritaville. I would thrive

this year’s birthday concert✨

Me 12am October 1st

Witchy Wooper

@DamanMills Happy birthday!!!!!!!!!! 🥳

31 and havin’ fun ☀️🩵 thanks for the birthday wishes, everyone! ✨

@FortWorthReid I would burst into flames from how hard I kept wondering probably

@MicahSolusod That is SO cool!!!!!!