honorrhea

called in sick to work and lied saying I have stomach problems only to then actually have stomach problems

crazy how I routinely spiral about not taking enough time out of my week to be creative when all I do when I actually make the time is write a shitty notes app poem and draw penises

ok nvm turns out I just needed to walk down a street in another country and have an aperol spritz lol

my dumb body shutting down whenever it’s stressed is such a dumb evolutionary hang up and I have an easy asf job why am I shitting and coughing and snotting over it

all i know how to do is make snide remarks and spend money

Watching Half Man right now and this shit is so stressful I keep having to remind myself it’s fiction just to breathe normally

the friendly vape

smoking that shit that made us all friendly

I’m like if a girl with a job was a guy that wanted to kill himself (LAYERED TWEET)

Job rejection email on my phone in one hand and eating a nature valley bar in the other while I wait for my train. getting oats alllll over the platform I don’t give a fuck anymore

wish letterboxd had a ❓❓❓❓❓ rating for when you just don’t have a fucking clue #thedrama

they call me pronouns thatcher

my whole life ive held a steadfast judgement against helen skelton for not completing her 2011 comic relief tightrope walk between the battersea power station chimneys only to discover that she actually DID??

turns out I’ve been misusing pithy

playing with lego at work and a kid asked if i could make her an airplane so i said sure

rage quit halfway thru a job application because I felt fat in my jeans and got overstimulated

met a 19yr old at a house party

visiting my parents this weekend and dad’s buying me ‘essentials’ does he think I’m fucking rotted

shoplifting phase coming back in a big way but only for the m&s speckled eggs

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